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Topical Cypher...
TEN (10) LINES MINIMUM!!!
This is for heads who wanna elevate and hone their craft.
Please keep the weak, whack, and unwitty shit...to yourself!
Please try and come up with quality topics to leave the next person.
If you forget to leave a topic, don't post again, simply edit your original post and leave one.
Have fun, but come dope...if you don't...we'll erase ya shit and diss you!
Peace!
First Topic: Crossing Guard Blues
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yo, i got the crossing guard blues, with nothing to lose/
about to body one of these little rugrats and jack him for shoes/
cuz i been working this stupid crosswalk voluntarily/
and every time the old kids walk by they glare and stare at me/
they must know no emcee can dare to compare to me/
even though i'm a crossing guard i'm more talented then they parent's be/
i got an ill walkie talkie and the orange reflector vest/
so just to reduce stress i produce dialect/
i mean, what the fuck i'm supposed to do on my stool/
"do they really think i'm gona sit here while the kids are in school"
all the cars slow and stop when i hold my red octagon/
the smoothest crossing guard ever, no matter what school block i'm on
topic=first fight ever in
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yo, thats crossing guard shit was a good idea, i like that
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The first fight I was in I got my ass whupped,
dropped my school books but not by no left hook,
that little speedy bastard grabbed a finger,
and I whinced in pain,
like a blurr I was lured into his trap in vain,
I was sure I could whip this little upstart,
but he had heart,
I bought my skills at K-mart,
I wasonly eleven white boy at school,
in inner city was but one of few,
I got beat up there so damn much,
school could afford only one crutch.
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Don't know bout you, but I use protection
If you want HIV go stand in the whore section
For me, my best friends name is "Trojan Man!"
And he helps me when I go and bang Yo Woman
Unfortunately theres still a chance of pregnancy
But not if you only wanna give me head nancy!
You know you'd literally blow my world
Or we don't even have to do it all girl
But I'll skip the Abstonance and go for Safe Sex
Sex is good and so are the hickeys on my neck
EDIT (I always forget topics)
Next Topic: The girl you banged has AIDS
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I lost everything I have,
for doing something that should've made me a man
I cry at night holding onto the fright that kills the light
I try to make shit right and hide myself from sight
I'm gonna die in time so why not choose right now to die?
Because I'm a coward and rather sob and cry
It's the end, nothing left for me to mend
I'm only left with my soul to send
and go pretend that the shit will all transcend
this life and then the lord will tend...
but I rot from the inside out
I watched her dying out
I witnessed mi amor in the hospital bed
knowing "damn, this is how I will end"
Drop a tear for me.
Next topic: A door key
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Yo man guess what
I’m trackin my best mans slut who had a fine ass daughter wit a big butt
cuz I'm a big nutt an extremly horney
I was ready to fuck man I didnt even jack off that morning
I was gonna kill mom an let her daughter get to know an exsplore me
I puffed more indo to help my sore knee
Later in the elevator like a hater I pull out a gat an told'er to gimme the door keys
Bitch if your daughter says anymore before we enter that door you’ll both be some dead shortie
Understand I dont wanna hurt ya my goals the score
Bitch now that we're in close the door
lemme purpose one more
I clean sweep the womans feet an she falls to the floor
I have something instore for your little whore
I ducktaped the mother
videotaped the rape for my brother
One after the another
then I smothered one after the other an covered my tracks
now I'm writ'iin about it in my raps like I was nelly
If you really wanna know the fact I took a dump on ones belly
an pissed on the other like I was R kelly
Went to my room got on the telly an said I found a door key
the clerk said I'll be up there shortly
The dude was my homie from back in the hood an ofcourse wasnt gonna report me
topic- Maniac
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A rage unfathomed, skins sanity. My mind scatters
The time shatters, and clarity is replaced with this haze.
Maurading, insane, my eyes dart, forcing to aim..
But im striking wild, pride'd always fought with this pain.
but now its lost in the hate.. I raise my head and scream out..
Alone in my struggle, swallowing tears with an open mouth
Stabbing the sky not following fear, harming this rain.
A maniac, crazy heart pumping my arms and their veins.
Nobody around, this blackness, develops the holes in my mind..
.. But writing seems to capture, and envelop my soul in the lines.
next topic: Follow the traintracks
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I'm headin to the traintracks
where I'll slang to obtain stacks
spit game an hang wit the cats
show'em my chain that hangs to my sack
we all watchin for the jack
we all watchin eachother back
cuz we in the hood when its pitch black
If you snitch you wack
we dont slack you get to choose which way to go out beretta or mack
we in this for the chedda an plaque
talkin shit an you'll getta smack
thats how we do in SAC
we cruise the streets like a Mac lookin for hemophiacs to poke in the back with tack an bitches to smack with almanacs
GYEA
topic- CHP
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Police
California Highway potrol
my bad
topic: Police
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Fuck the police
They wont get my peace till I'm deceased
Tell your captain I have his niece Deniece an I ante releaseing the bitch till I'm payed Kapeash
Watch me unleash an giv'em a piece of my mind
Punk ass crooked ass cops only get obese with there time
They dont even help out when theres a crime
When you see'em stick your middle fingers up one time
Tell'em Fuckthe world said to in his rhyme
Spit on them an tell'em they're slime
flick a ciggarette, black n mild or a prime time
Pigs arent in there right mind
fuckin with a man like me thats on the grind an confined to a mind that wants every line of the rhyme well defined
ect.. ect... it dont stop "Lil Kim" Queen bee
TOPIC-Lil KIM
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lil kim fucked him and him and him and him,
her lil box gots up and filled to the brim,
guys named Jim and Tim and Ben,
this hen been fucked by ten times ten,
so get me a pen and let me write,
about something that aint tight,
despite all the light in the room tonight,
I can not list all the dicks shes kissed,
she fucked biggie and tupac and god knows,
this chickie gives new names to hoes,
I cant complain or feign to abstain,
Id fuck her brains without refrain,
fuck her my come on sheets do stain,
til my dick raw in pain I will maintain.
topic:
high school
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My High Schools full of people good and bad
People who have been to the hood and back
Bullys think they all bad, well they can go eat dirt
Then we got hoes funnier than Born 2 Kills signature
Teachers always on your ass wanting to do ya homework
I tell 'em to go away and worry about they own work
Nerds are always one of the easiest to verbally merk
They can't talk back, or they get physically hurt
Shit look at me now, I'm just a senior in High School
I'll leave this place with my head up thinkin "Im cool"
But I'll be back another year if I miss half a credit
Personally, I'd rather not come back, check it
Next Topic: Turned down by Record Label