CLOSED - W2: Phalanx (0-0) vs Ridiculous (0-0) (Ridiculous Wins)

LLL SEASON 16 - WEEK 2

10-20 lines
check ins due by Tuesday Night 9:00pm PST
verses due FRIDAY 12:00 Midnight PST
MUST VOTE ON AT LEAST 4 BATTLES PER WEEK
Every vote missing will result in -1 vote in your match.
Every No-Show will result in a loss and auto-sign out.


Don't forget 1st place prize goes to Verse of The Week.
Good luck @Phalanx @Ridiculous

Ten.

@Phalanx

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
He's jealous cuz I'm rich, changing my telephone 'n zips.
I take trips to Yellowstone while he takes yellow stones to trip.
He won't do SHIT for women, cautious with their relations.
Men give him skin and Phal-co operates...... The Replacements.
Y'all think I should end this queer like a gladiator? Gladly.
Faggot has more meat between his buns than Dadiator's avy.
I sent a rattle through his camp, throw a towel to the man.
He's waving so many white flags, I thought we battled in Japan.



Yes he can have an extension if needed.

Im here.

Damn it..I asked for a vet! And they give me another one of you rookies?
If voter's are saying "Rid a cool cat!"...They want to make fun of you, pussy...
Someone should've told this bum...I'll rip your arm from your shoulder son...
And since you couldnt close your gums? I'll stick it down your throat so can hold your tongue!
You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...
You're blasting guys? With you; its a hat in the wind if caps will fly..
I can cause this fag to die..when I put a price on his head..like his fitted still had the tags applied..
Or maybe Ill do it myself so ya die sooner...You're about as dangerous as benign tumors..
And even though Im not joking when I say I'll put you in the arid..call it my take on dry humor...

Props on showing, open for votes!

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
Y'all think I should end this queer like a gladiator? Gladly.
Faggot has more meat between his buns than Dadiator's avy.
I sent a rattle through his camp, throw a towel to the man.
He's waving so many white flags, I thought we battled in Japan.

vs.

Damn it..I asked for a vet! And they give me another one of you rookies?
If voter's are saying "Rid a cool cat!"...They want to make fun of you, pussy...
You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...
You're blasting guys? With you; its a hat in the wind if caps will fly..
I can cause this fag to die..when I put a price on his head..like his fitted still had the tags applied..
Or maybe Ill do it myself so ya die sooner...You're about as dangerous as benign tumors..
And even though Im not joking when I say I'll put you in the arid..call it my take on dry humor...

i enjoyed this battle. some funny shit, nice wordplay, witty punches. after ridicule's verse i thought he was gonna win but phalanx was dope. ridicule wordplay may be kinda forced but i could see it working in a live battle. no big misses here from either side

v/ phalanx

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
He's jealous cuz I'm rich, changing my telephone 'n zips.
I take trips to Yellowstone while he takes yellow stones to trip.
He won't do SHIT for women, cautious with their relations.
Men give him skin and Phal-co operates...... The Replacements.
Y'all think I should end this queer like a gladiator? Gladly.
Faggot has more meat between his buns than Dadiator's avy.


vs

You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...
You're blasting guys? With you; its a hat in the wind if caps will fly..
I can cause this fag to die..when I put a price on his head..like his fitted still had the tags applied..
Or maybe Ill do it myself so ya die sooner...You're about as dangerous as benign tumors..
And even though Im not joking when I say I'll put you in the arid..call it my take on dry humor...


this battle was pretty dope imo. I'm glad we have new talent around here. I have rediculous with more qoutables though. falco line was hard as fuck.
tags applied/fitted punch was nice from phal

vote-rediculous

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
good
He's jealous cuz I'm rich, changing my telephone 'n zips.
I take trips to Yellowstone while he takes yellow stones to trip.
dope
He won't do SHIT for women, cautious with their relations.
Men give him skin and Phal-co operates...... The Replacements.
dope
Y'all think I should end this queer like a gladiator? Gladly.
Faggot has more meat between his buns than Dadiator's avy.
meat/buns is played
I sent a rattle through his camp, throw a towel to the man.
He's waving so many white flags, I thought we battled in Japan.
na

vs

Damn it..I asked for a vet! And they give me another one of you rookies?
If voter's are saying "Rid a cool cat!"...They want to make fun of you, pussy...
forced
Someone should've told this bum...I'll rip your arm from your shoulder son...
And since you couldnt close your gums? I'll stick it down your throat so can hold your tongue!
no
You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...
nice
You're blasting guys? With you; its a hat in the wind if caps will fly..
I can cause this fag to die..when I put a price on his head..like his fitted still had the tags applied..
played
Or maybe Ill do it myself so ya die sooner...You're about as dangerous as benign tumors..
And even though Im not joking when I say I'll put you in the arid..call it my take on dry humor...
decent



v/Ridic

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
He's jealous cuz I'm rich, changing my telephone 'n zips.
I take trips to Yellowstone while he takes yellow stones to trip.
He won't do SHIT for women, cautious with their relations.
Men give him skin and Phal-co operates...... The Replacements.

vs

You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...

if phalanx reworded some shit and worked on execution his verse could've hit harder.. rid a cool was forced, price on your head/fitted is hella played and the others just weren't executed well enough to have solid impact. rid had 3 fresh quotes which was enough to take it.. all in all consistent aside from his closer. rid gmv

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
He's jealous cuz I'm rich, changing my telephone 'n zips.
I take trips to Yellowstone while he takes yellow stones to trip.
He won't do SHIT for women, cautious with their relations.
Men give him skin and Phal-co operates...... The Replacements.
I sent a rattle through his camp, throw a towel to the man.
He's waving so many white flags, I thought we battled in Japan.
your flow was on point, ur bars was nice i didnt really like the ...... i thought u could of did better with the punch but still dope u used a shane falco bar rofl

You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...
Or maybe Ill do it myself so ya die sooner...You're about as dangerous as benign tumors..
And even though Im not joking when I say I'll put you in the arid..call it my take on dry humor...
ridicule line could of been dope im picky sometimes with wordplay and it was a tad bit of a stretch to mealso ur flow was nice and ur bars was cool but they were statmeented to death to me, ill do this to u i will do that to u etc..

this was dope tho both dudes is going to be issues it looks like,,

v/ridiculous

Good battle here nice flow on both parts but I believe Rid won it off Wordplay like GoW said that Shane Falco line was sick lol other than that y'all was pretty much neck & neck the whole time.

V-Ridiculous

He ain't ready for a fight, he'd get beheaded from a right.
I'll body this bird brain and have Phal kin begging for his life.
He's jealous cuz I'm rich, changing my telephone 'n zips.
I take trips to Yellowstone while he takes yellow stones to trip.
He won't do SHIT for women, cautious with their relations.
Men give him skin and Phal-co operates...... The Replacements.

vs

You're careers about to take off..this uppercut will initiate the flight sequence...
And after you're done seeing stars...Ill put Rid in a box like lice treatments...
Or maybe Ill do it myself so ya die sooner...You're about as dangerous as benign tumors..
And even though Im not joking when I say I'll put you in the arid..call it my take on dry humor...

Phalanx you're going to be a contender in this.. you could have won against many others in this League with that verse.. Ridiculous came too nice in comparison though and took this one.

Good job to both of you

v/Ridiculous

5-2. Great battle @Ridiculous