Shipping and Handling (Read More Inside)

So @Fresh and @Chree read my thread in (my) Lounge and decided to respond by engaging in sexual intercourse, recording it, and posting the video in the thread. I chose not to watch it and instead will reply in sort-

Fresh and Chree, in the bedroom, are ladies.
Even though they will never be able to make babies.

Love who you want but on guys they endlessly cheat.
They're like the Predator the way they hunt for another mans meat.

These impropper peepee boppers are a human soap operas.
They sing Koombiiyah when men fuck 'em to "realign the chakras".

They ride scooters, walk poodles and eat zucchini noodles.
They took the boosters and want to rub each others roosters.

Though more like cornish hens, while they knock nuggets.
It's not thuggin' when you rock uggs and want hugs and want nuts.

And NO, not Planters though both of you are wearing daisy pins.
People call you fruits so you're sponsored by Edible Arrangements.

It's fiscally wrong that you both pay to see dudes in thongs
Whose at fault you toke from a nude dude shaped bong?

Because you both must be stoned as hell to wise ass Mr Eye.
You both offered your anuses but were both denied!