TheShaman vs Miracle (MIR WINS)

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10-20 lines (match whoever drops first)
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First to 4 wins.. 3-0 is a KO

It's the Shaman with a "lyrical Miracle".. Must be a "spiritual ritual".
Like the shit in Leviticus. Or a joke, cuz this kid isn't serious.
That name lends itself to clichés and elliptical periods.
But he's a Miracle, so he must be a Newborn Jr. like Phineas.

I guess we cut him some slack and smack him upside the head for that.
Let him rap and keep on selling crack. Cuz I'm the best at that.
With a stoic mind like Seneca I'll give the kid an enema.
Leave him empty and contemplate the prospects of turning celibate.

I climb windows to boudoirs and tell widows "Au revoir".
Cuz I ain't interested in The Second Sex like Simone de Beauvoir.
Life's about the here and now like filming with Godard.
So after I skeet I have to leave, since cheating is faux pas.

I gave your wife a real miracle; the image is tasty like synaesthesia.
The lightning bolt piercing her soul, that's the Ecstasy of Teresa.
With you it's quite the opposite. She's waking up with amnesia.
So no wonder she's dusting off and taking you to the cleaners.



16 nondescript bars. We could do 32 too, if you want, since the name flips are lining up. ;)

Every1 of ur battles probably the same. U act tough n have a plan
Then we’ll watch as everything u throw atom bombs like 1940s Japan
Get all the help you can.. everyone knows I’m better without gloating
Idc who this homophones, he couldn’t create one worth quoting
I don’t even want u voting. No one respects what this dud drops
Ur tasting bars involves making eye contact while sucking on fudge pops
Get robbed quick u come near me. Acting tough? U full of shit
With the gun ill Riffle thru ya pockets n wherever else the bullets hit
Ur like the opposite of a hurricane… we don’t fear your shit
You have no massive wins n never blowing us away w/ concepts u spit
I wrote this verse quick cuz I gotta split.. I can see that this gay soft
So ill apply zero effort n still whoop TS A right before I takeoff

I voted for myself, cuz I couldn't see the poll without it; but it also said that I couldn't vote on my own battle, so not sure if it registered. Anyway, thanks for the effort. Who's next?

Shaman your flow was cool but I feel like your content lacked a bit, your bars weren’t too clever like missing hard hitting flips or clever wordplay. I think the Goddard bar and your closer were your best lines. Miracles verse lacked haymakers also the hurricane line was pretty dope other than that you were very direct but that was enough to take the w
V/mir

shaman stylistically ur just not hitting
we need sum aggression out of u
also the rhyme scheme doesnt seem consistent at times
mir didnt have that great of a verse
felt rushed but it had enough polish to beat out shaman

vote - mir

Vote - miracle

Shaman, once again, you’re funny but your punches lack knock out power. you have some keen interests, what with the subject matter you allude to in your verses. i like that, it’s different. only problem is you need to work on bringing the hate out & letting it loose on your opponent. with your schematic flow & your wit & humor, with some stronger battle bars, you’d be a real problem. facts.

miracle came with the intention of winning. some lines seemed rushed but the opener and closing punches were dope. that alone was enough to secure the W here.

howl.

Mir wins