Lmao, wait he went to school? Little bro should probably ask for a refund.
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Lmao, wait he went to school? Little bro should probably ask for a refund.
lol don't know where @EyeDealIstic s at with a comment about it being a PhD in practical glans stimulation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virbius
Votes have been open for 9 days, we're at 2-1, I'm still undecided hence haven't called a winner yet so I'll leave it open til Thursday 22nd & if Jack's still up 2-1 I'll post up the rematch on Friday. 128 lines due Saturday gay bars only.
@Ion Metatron , you just posted highlights. How about a vote?
Well, it seems from the writing that Virbius has had sexual experiences with guys that have shaped his mentality: problem is he brought that to a rap battle where a keyboard was involved.
A keyboard, you say? I did in fact say a keyboard.
Sadly, it seems to be what was considered a hard hitting insult back when this site was new and you all used picture hosting sites to trade other guys dick pics... well, now keyboards are legitimately weapons used in this day and age.
What a time to be alive, am I right?
All these years later here we are.
That being said, my vote is NOT for virbius.
That's an obvious, flamboyant and out of the closet vote of homoerotic affection for Virb.
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2-2.
It was deliberately NOT a vote for virbius and the fact you interpreted it as a vote FOR virbius indicates you cannot read. This is a site where reading is essentially the bare minimum requirements.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
I'd tell Virbius to shove a full sized Dyson vacuum cleaner up your REAR but he seems to have slid enough foreign objects in there for you to open up a thrift store which if you sold 70% of the inventory you would be able to comfortably retire in a fairly upscale neighborhood assuming you are 23 (which I assume you are because you can't read and yet spoke with the unearned confidence of a college kid whose GPA starts with a 0).
The count is 2-1 and someone get Semen Shaman a tutor and a live-in aid.
I cant vote Honestly on a Crew Battle king.. even if I did vote honestly it might be misconstrued.. I watch and read jacks battles but I wont vote on them.. not Fair... I wouldn't want him voting on mine either... My Title as Honest battle vote king shall remain as such is my stance in regards to hip hop.. As for forum crew votes have never been a viable respecable vote on any of the oldschool venues from SOHH in 1999 to Rapmusic to here at Rapbattles... No.. I will never VOTE on Jacks battles.. if the verses are only good from his verse im not even dropping highlights.. if the verse of his opponents are good and his isnt I'm not dropping highlights.. if both have good sections then yes... but never voting on them... Sorry brothers... professionals have standards lol ;) :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
I Will vote on any other battles that dont have any conflicts on intrests tho.. so it you even need a solid honest vote and verse breakdown always feel free to inbox me and ill check it out when im on... you've been getting better too Shaman.. that last back and forth with you and jack on the Final Cypher thread was hard.. yall closed that cyhper out properly lol Idda said that in the thread but Bag closed it already.. Big salute to Both artist here.. this was a Great battle! =)
@Ion Metatron appreciate the breakdown brotha. It's all good.
@EyeDealIstic , I guess that my inability to read, then, and not the level of maturity of some of the personnel here, is the reason for my love-hate relationship with this site. And while I do somewhat appreciate your exceedingly gay diatribe there, I am going to have to make a few corrections.
First of all, the requirements of this site is to participate in online, text driven battle rap culture, in whatever way. And not, as you seem to be demonstrating, to have your legal guardian continuously humiliate your online persona of choice while you drool in a wheelchair.
That means: If you read a text battle, that is even a final in a tournament, and that needs votes, and if you have no conflicts of interests or cite other meaningful excuses, but on the contrary write several paragraphs of random bs vaguely related to it, then you are pretty much also obliged, if for nothing else than common courtesey, to give a vote, even if you skip any meaningful, in depth analysis or feedback.
Second of all, while I'll admit that your thrift store musings were somewhat creative, your assumption of my age did not make any sense, since all 23 year olds in developed countries, outside of the United States, can read, and admission to academia of any sort, once again outside the U.S., require literacy.
But just so we are not talking past each other, any qualified literacy does not entail reading all sorts of random things that the human species might have produced. After the invention of the printing press in 1454, many things about three eyed fish and other ridiculous, superstitiuous phenomena were colported, because the written word is nothing but an extention of the human mind, and as such only holds value in relation to the general integrity of it's authorship.
In other words: I dont, as a rule, read slander magazines or romance novels or far right conspiracy theories or prolonged homophobic rants on the internet, because through the synthesis of quantitative experience, I can judge those things to be of no value before engaging with them.
Hope that clarifies any questions you might have.
And good day to you to.
DOPE FELLAS.hella dope.
Virbatious Jefferies
Hey, Unfukwitable…
I’ll put your brains on display. what was this cunt thinking?
I’ll hang him without hesitation, I’m Unf-lynching.
I’ll…
unf catching one out the gate. tuff
Wait, what do you mean that’s not my opponent?
Jack’s made the final??
Nah.
Nah, that can’t be right.
Fine, let me start again.
Reset my character count yo.
Hi Jack! I’m the 9/11 kind of felon and my mind’s a weapon, a sign the brains are on a higher plane.
He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.
stink face*. this was nasty
Really though? this guy? in the final? I’m feeling like I won the fucking lottery, fam, what?
Cremating him, shit, this is damn hot, I’ll keep his ash in an urn. got the Jack pot.
link was nasty
I’m a king and he’s a peasant, it supports the theme, Virb and a subject, yeah the clause extreme;
I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.
this was has as my D when im eating donut holes.
Hallow wiener, nothing you write’s dreaded, my last round for you was past trash, I said it…
I felt like death last clash as I lie bedded with a fever but still you got quite shredded, ain’t like Jack’ll land tons, left this guy deaded even though I was feeling real light-headed
ok. ifw this sleepy hallow/jack-lantern reference, this was a solid jab
And you’re a cunt. fire
vs
Jack Hallows
Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
You’ve got a childish race fixation
more shit about Children???
hmm..
YOU DUMB BITCH.
… children have ZERO concept of “race”!! but through our discourse i’ve been tacitly learning.. & son you need to just admit to what you’re savagely yearning..
ey y’all remember my “ASUS laptop” bar from the last battle?… yeaaa, data’s really starting to show a PATTERN EMERGING!!
lol ok ok!
all this “kiddie” projection & senseless interjection.. you can’t control your semantics
seems the only reason “childish” & “race” are on ya mind’s from your “fixation” over how the last chil’ dish-dashed away from your untoward advances
in fact the constabulary’s still lookin for tots to come forward with glances of a man that’s been cordially prancing & fomenting chances to luridly lure ‘em in, pantsless ..
YOU’RE FUCKING DISGUSTING VIRB. IT’S PAST DUE THAT WE’VE REPORTED YOUR ANTICS!!!
this mfr jack can is funny af.
1812 was a MAJOR offensive, but good guys came & we kicked ‘em
oh, i’m not referring to the war. that was your age & the age of your victims.
LMAO
time to teach this Ghent boundaries. Brit bitch better Call-a-knee/“Colony” & Retreat for ya health
cuz if you come to my shore lookin for War you’ll leave with a Revolting wound, missing a Piece of Yaself.
revolting wound is dope
the idea of a Brit shooting me in 2025 is hilarity at it’s peak. m’dying fam..
wigga only time you fire up the burner & dump something hot from the pipe is during tea time with nan
lol
v/Virb
this was close. i feel like Virb's punches had more impact. however as the battle progressed Jack starting looking stronger and had less reaches IMO. but the damage that Virb did tipped the scale for me. this was such a dope battle you boy's showed up to compete
I didn't mean to hurt you, believe me when I say I am frowning.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
Eggs can't frown, man..
How the hell am I supposed to compete with pure fire like this? You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheShaman
We can battle it out then. 16 bars.
Virb's bars were forced ..all of them
vs.
Jack's rhymed better and made more sense
vote Jack
Well we got a victor, edged by 1 vote congrats @Jack Hallows you've earned a rematch.