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My girl thinks I'm as boring as a curling podcast
Meanwhile I'm in Tokyo drifting and swerving dumb fast
I know she only with me cuz she heard I got cash
And I'm only with her for her mouth and fat ass
She said I helped her out with getting over her bad past
But I told her I was not a good catch like a bad pass
She said she we should get married like I was really in that bag
On the phone getting wop told her "We'll see who has the last laugh"
Evil Empire
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You probably think that semen smells fire,
Trapped by your faggotry like sheep in fence wire,
I earn a passive income from an evil empire but my main focus is weekly shed hire,
I've got ambitions that are getting beat to death by a stronger chance I'll grow old, weak n expire,
So many carats on my robe I need a veg fryer,
You got the baby, question mark, my feet'll enquire
Next rhyme: Bop It Extreme
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What the fuck is a bop it extreme, just for that you should take one for the team
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bop it exrtreme
bop it extreme...
i'll give it a shot
bop it extreme
take on for the team
i'll give it a shot
or so it may seem
like nas said
i shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle
so forget being trifle
i'ma summon the arch angel michael
peace!!!!
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Bop it extreme?
I stay bossing the scene and quaffing the lean, I feel like the cat that’s gotten the cream, damn, I should try not to be so toxic, obscene and horribly mean... I tried writing this shit on a positive theme with some sonnets and schemes but then I saw these novices, please, was that some kind of comical meme? your writing makes me wanna vomit and scream like I was shot in the spleen, but it had me in stitches, guess it’s not as it seams.
Rag’s your name but what does it mean if nothing you touch ends up polished and clean? I stay wilding out like I washed in a stream.
I can handle the pressure, like, what a machine, I’mma get the gauge, fuck a loss of esteem.
Next rhyme: candelabra
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handle the pressure like what?.... a washing machine
if i had a team you'd be the first to be queen
you can do my laundry.... kno what i mean?
lol
know what it mean?
well its not what it seems
my ishts too clean.... damn... my shits to clean
cleaner than listerene
haha
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candelabra..... wtf is that.... siri!
wtf? what you need a candelabra for?
cant see in the dark?
candelabra
rhymes with.... zebra
its also a candle wearing a big bra
lol wtf
bruh
....
bruh im out
next rhyme:
sexy time
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I’ll fuck your girl and you can ‘watch’... that’s sexy time.
You got nothing for ‘Candelabra’? yo, check the line for some better rhymes:
You coulda said you’re hotheaded like rocking a balaclava in the Atacama, eating lamb masala swimming in a tank of lava wearing battle armour just for added drama, you can have that one for free but the rest are mine.
I got em open quick as a can of lager in the damn Sahara, I’m high like mount Masada, you low as a banker’s karma, your written’s poor like cheque declined.
My skets are fine, looking a million bucks yet never spent a dime.
This like casting pearls before some wretched swine.
My flavour made ya screwface. zesty lime.
I’ll give you that work whenever. flexitime.
I got props from the scene. set design;
You just an actor. Kevin Kline;
This so memorable you’ll never forget a line,
I guess it’s whatever, less defined than a length of twine,
I’m killing it every time, so someone call the Five-O like it’s best of nine.
Someone bless the wine coz my text’s divine, god tier since I got here, they should erect a shrine.
Next rhyme: paper shredder
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My hands shredded cheddar like a paper shredder
When I realized ya position in life ain't forever
Flipped the whole script, got on some shit and made it better
Now I'm the one when up against critics hate to measure
Deep in the game and it ain't for pleasure
Expecting cats to say some real shit but they say whatever
Dudes search for jewels if you say it clever
But never saw I kept it plain and gave 'em treasure
With remarkable quips...
The way I handle blades to a rib cage is like some artisan shit
As hard as it gets, the smartest with the darts
Even in the darkness ya hit
Pardon the kiss, from the long nose, known to flatten a set
Like pure weight off the boat my wrapping is fresh
In the mirror, laughing at death, knowing one day we'll bang it out
Either with me dying peacefully, or my brains hanging out...!
Next rhyme: Benevolence
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fuck an ambulance, you had no chance
wanna blow your brains out? be my guess
i dont call that malevolence, i just call your bluff
think you're tough? try toying with death (little kid)
i fuck with the dead in as much as i can (get it?)
he's riding shotgun as we speed thru the highway
somebody sounds blue while i'm walking like a rockstar
today i cried in public while looking at my pops
but i don't give a fuck, if i'm a faggot than im the toughest faggot alive
i can still get sadistic like Adam raping his daughters
and Eve laughing as she watches
Bitches be the real cowards crying in the dark
i got heart, not real, but true and i don't realize no more
i believe
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next rhyme: using people
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Using people - SOUNDs the same; but (bit)diffrent - than Using needles:
When ur a people person (flexible type A or B [personalitY],
Holding down a steady job and remaining healthily socialized? -- much easier; on the mind.... things take less time... u don't get kicked the fuck off textsytes!!! huh..wat waz it ab1te?... u readn journalz here, or a gurl Alias queer? hm okay
back to the verse 3 minutes in Exceptional Again
I would NEVER use folkz|dudez for MONEY--
personal gain, theft...TRUMPing
@urban dialect would deal w/ that SWIFTLy()w/ a - quick drubbing~
,jus wanna spit something!
YES, i would "mildy use" for drugs, or..{heh} Food?
fast food?
fast dude - like isaid
little enabling goes a long way for brain cranium
u prolly high on few bowlz thinkin u can ... hang w Vets! celph's a threat///I just GOT here cyphering ur latest "Next"
you Bet
Souffle't on Thursday
Tuesday i'm hurting, thirsting to get back to spamboard versing
ugh.
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Next Rhyme:
CHESS game/theory details/wordplay
OR your strongsuit any Boardgame if not a chessplayr.
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https://youtu.be/G91nmr3SXis
Put Instrumental on Repeat
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I
I against I fuck the man in the sky and fuck the man below
"matter" of fact, fuck the man next to me he can kiss my elbow
oh what? you thought I didn't know? Know your "self" and get some help
See a king doesn't kill a king, so I'ma have my bitches do it for ya
I respect ya, you brought good game, but I'm doing this for the niggas ya'll put to shame
M&M with chocolate filling, guess what? Your dad's a black man and you got soul
Think you're better than me? Good. Ya got a head start
But I don't even care about dominating you it's evident in the art
So stay cool and be offended. What goes around comes around my wigga, it's time to end it
But it's never over, so sing about your moms instead of dropping bombs on the middle east
I am the Beast and you are Michael. That's why you good with the "mic". Now it's your turn to ride my bicycle
But don't look at me like I'm the bad guy, oh no
Especially when I never "raped" about rapping my mom, no homo
What's wrong with "Me?" What's wrong with "Him?" What's wrong with "Him," and "Him," and "Him?"
See I'm not racist, I never enslaved black people, "matter" of fact, you the Alien people
We got Africa, Asia, The Americas, Australia, Antarctic and Arctic continents. But where the fuck did Europe come from? That's not even a continent
But... Did you really have to do that? Conquer the planet? At the same time cause so much damage
Was it worth it to steal from all the countries around you?
And assassinate our leaders when all they did was inspire the people?
No.
What you white folks did was straight up evil
But don't apologize to me, apologize to the dead. Apologize to the hurt and apologize for all the lies that have been said.
You can't conquer the darkness if you've been blinded by the light.
So I give you sight. Inner sight and outer sight.
Now you know what's wrong and right
Come to the East where you can meet the Beast
Face your fears. Pound the "Rock." It was a good game Marshall.
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Rhyme: Chess game
Let’s get this back on track and in the express lane.
Hey, bitch... sorry that’s just a pet name.
I got more Czech mates than chess games.
Playing the Catalan, got a queen out in West Spain.
Got a bomb ass french dame and for that miss I’ll go overseas with a je t’aime.
Nah I said ‘for that missile go overseas with a jet aim’.
Huh.
I’mma leave your best dress with a red stain.
After I break in your window you’ll get left slain, I’lI stab you through the heart with a sharp shard of glass, you’ll get chest panes.
I turn heads so quick they get neck sprains.
I’m outstanding on this platform, like, ‘when’s the next train?’
I’m in da house like I expect rain.
A cereal killer, wait, let me explain...
Your corny ass’ll get beat like threshed grain.
I’m so high I smoke martian weed, the red strain from The War Of The Worlds by Jeff Wayne.
You’ll be fast asleep; I’ll tie your bed frame to a jet plane.
I tend to get blamed whenever a fed’s maimed.
They call themselves ‘the thin blue line’? they should try to act less ‘vein’.
Next rhyme: tax evasion
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Ey that's how they enslave the population
Filing our taxes so we escape through tax evation
Plus you know the government got a wack equation
The systems fucked up and you don't need a rocket scientist to come up with that calculation
Plus we got immigrants from all over the world doing mass invasions
Except white folks were the first to invade this blessed nation
Now we're all melting in the melting pot of damnation
I'm out of breath must need mouth to mouth resuscitation
Nah just kidding I'm playing with you like Kru'ella De'ville and her 101 Dalmatians
I'm broke as fuck so what's the government's expectations?
They even got price on information and education
I thought this was the land of the free but hey I guess no one is paying attention
We walk oblivious even Einstein couldn't configure us
We'd rather evade tax information than zombie formations
Next rhyme: Savage Beast
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Yo, you know how I know that you know I’m a savage beast?
In that other thread you said you named your dog after me... aww, thanks, that was sweet.
I guess the point’s over his head. Damocles.
If I wanted to see Rags going over heads I’d have to travel east to Arab streets.
Going over ‘cees, fuck a planned retreat, you gonna catch a bad defeat like I sank elite Spanish fleets.
Easy. I’m just coasting, getting wavy as a sandy beach so, yo, you know I brang the heat.
I’mma hold up this massive pussy, like what? like a panther’s feet.
I keep on dropping this shit like my hands are greased.
Your hands shaking, but I ain’t the type of guy you’d be glad to meet,
I’mma sit yo ass down quick. grab a seat.
I’mma stand and yeet a rocket propelled grenade, leave your mans deceased,
That’s an RPG, like, WOW ...blaow!! now the murder stats increased.
Oh I hope you rang police, the parish priest,
Your fam, or, uh, your nan at least.
If I had a rap released that shit’d be a masterpiece,
My art stands out like bas-reliefs.
I’m cooking, this a lavish feast,
These punches on some actual beef like Rocky with the slabs of meat.
Y’all can’t compete...
A wolf amongst these lambs and sheep,
A ganja leaf to dank hashish,
If this is Rags I’m satin sheets.
Next rhyme: google maps
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You can tell a lot peering thur the window of the soul, but this sniff remains empty his pupil prolapse
These dumpsites remain quiet try saying something "areshole", my sedatephobia has me in a shoogle relapse
Been incognito armed with a chrome shovel excavating holes, narrow the gaps when backtrack won't be located on google maps
Related to Mummra penning ancient rhymes to scrolls, spitting thunder on kats cause I am brutal underwraps
Next rhyme: autotune