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@EyeDealIstic
@Art.
I shall use this as an opportunity to make all of the RB community believe my esteemed opponent, Art, has a boundless craving for cocks.
10?
Look pal, I know I'm a 10 but I'm not into the whole two dudes clapping carrots bit. Thanks for the offer but it's gonna be a pass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art.
Prologue
Friday, February 16th. 9:50 a.m.
The morning long ago began, Art awakens from a peaceful slumber.
The unmistakable sound of a door closing resonates in the background, soon followed by the sound of a Volkswagen Beetle engine startingQuote:
Originally Posted by Art.
Art considered calling Spencer when he realized no trading of phone numbers had prior transpired. A tear trickled down to Art's quivering lip. His morning ruined, Art turned on his television and popped in a DVD of season 2 of Sex and the City which usually calmed him down. Art poured a fresh cup of Chock Full O Nuts coffee (which he selected because of the implication of the brand name) into his favorite coffee mug which featured a strapping man with a moustache whose superimposed clothes vanish gradually due to the heat of the coffee. Before taking a sip, he added a fair amount of sugar and soy milk and sat down to his computer and logged into rap battles. He went to the LLL section and saw he was placed in a match against Mr. Eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Art.
Mr. Eye's verse
Are you expecting a play of words on his name? Let me paint you a picture.
Realize Eye is going to deliver the goods quicker than a shot of a tincture.
Take a moment to understand I'm not looking at his history or past posts.
Like I'm not responding to his PMs for me to cum in his ass, NO.
Unequivocally worthless like fake medals on an internet profile.
Venturing for dick by the inch, Art's going to B Rabbit to hop on a whole 8 miles.
Someone's gotta say it- Pandas are lame stupid and basically worthless
Profile says "Marvelous" but his personality claims to be FABULOUS.
Perhaps you aren't convinced about Art's desires or wishes?
So when he asked "10?": it wasn't lines it was inches.
Epilogue
Art opens this thread and sees what thus far has unfolded.
Art clicks on kid locs profile and selects "Private Message" while applying metallic white lip gloss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art.
Wu backin out made a few panic, so they fed me a troll? Can dude hack it
if this situations considered eyedeal, it’s only cause this kids a huge faggot
Fuck a drill move aside , I’ve been runnin shit , for u this is do or die
At top speed u couldn’t touch my baseline , I’m just hopin u commit suicide
pipe ya moms for a slight thriller , if I cross ya girl , mannn fuck filler
I’ll make sure to give that dame time , and tapped my wrist after I drill her
You
Stink
Nice
Imagination
So all these views and not even a single "Hey Art don't worry you'll make a fella happy one day" condolence post?
Rough crowd.
the extra stuff is cool and all butQuote:
Originally Posted by EyeDealIstic
"Are you expecting a play of words on his name? Let me paint you a picture.
Realize Eye is going to deliver the goods quicker than a shot of a tincture.
Take a moment to understand I'm not looking at his history or past posts.
Like I'm not responding to his PMs for me to cum in his ass, NO.
Unequivocally worthless like fake medals on an internet profile.
Venturing for dick by the inch, Art's going to B Rabbit to hop on a whole 8 miles.
Someone's gotta say it- Pandas are lame stupid and basically worthless
Profile says "Marvelous" but his personality claims to be FABULOUS.
Perhaps you aren't convinced about Art's desires or wishes?
So when he asked "10?": it wasn't lines it was inches."
but this is a poem not a battle rap. you need to structure your punches. try looking at 1-2 punch. then copy that formula x5 and you have a verse. you can and in schemes/or angles/double punches. but the thing you did here is like a slight diss.
vs
Art
who had a few punches. i do wish you had took the time to make a full verse to make my read worth while since i had to read a long poem.
v/Art
Vote - Art. Dame time > every other bar in this battle tbh.
i got Art ahead on this ... E D's punches lacked kick .. Art was just fresher
could have been worded better but good conceptQuote:
pipe ya moms for a slight thriller , if I cross ya girl , mannn fuck filler
I’ll make sure to give that dame time , and tapped my wrist after I drill her
v-Art
eye put some work in on that verse
but in the wrong way
instead of the other stuff
he needed 2put more work on hitting harder
i not hating on u guy
u just need to get more stinging punchs
art did what he usually does
& it was enough 2win
winner art
Art got it. more conventional punches/cleverness.
Art wins 5-0