Week 9 Mag - A Champ will be Crowned
Week 9 - A Champion will be Crowned
Week 8 Recap
Contender's Match - Cody Nash (5-1) vs Mimic (3-2)
I expected a close match up, and we got it. Both veteran's traded shits in a competitive bout, but it was Mimic notched the win and advances to the champ match.
Contender's Match - Justice Grimm (4-3) vs Kill Spree (3-2)
Justice Grimm took to the ring hoping to earn a second champ match in a three week span, but the veteran Kill Spree outscored him the judges. Spree moves on to face Mimic for the strap.
Wk 8 - Knoxville (2-2) vs Plot (0-0)
Knoxville did his best Daffy Duck impression. Seriously, you had 48 extra hours compared to previous weeks. Plot picks up the DQ win with a verse that would have likely earned him a KO.
Wk 8 - Plethora (0-0) vs Dominate (0-0)
This clash of veterans turned out yo be a doozy. Both participants had a barrage of clean jabs & even mixed in some haymakers. Easily one of my favorite battles so far this season, and the clear BotW.
Wk 8 - Zunto(2-0) vs Joe Boston (1-3)
"You showing or what?" - Zunto befire not showing. Not sure what happened here, but Joe picks up a DQ win here. Shout outs to the homie Boston, who stays voting. Congrats on the W, even if it ain't how you wanted it.
Wk 8 - Malediction (2-5) vs Fresh (5-2)
Fresh of a mental health day, Fresh returns mentally rejuvenated. He made quick work of the league's most charming member, scoring a KO.
Top 5 Punches of Week 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dominate
& your record’s embarrassing. All no-shows & bullshit, - you’re phoney dude
If you’re not hanging your head already? I’m about to do it for you in my trophy room
Quote:
Originally Posted by Plethora
ur girl loves LLL.. blew me, plot, knox, grimm, spree, boston
took 13 seconds to go down half the field.. coulda ran the Chiefs offense
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mimic
In his prime.. dope. but since the name change ur not the same talented dude,
Maddie Mccann. u took ThatKid out & had everyone wondering wtf happened to you
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kill Spree
Vs real comp acting tight,ends w/you dying, queer
Ery’thing Engram verse a stretch, that’s why He’ll never be a Giant here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fresh
ur shits all bones no meat, so u have no right to joke about my verse kid
this Cattle Market Inadequate while he's butchering votes without a permit
Battle of the Week
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Dominate
Your status is sealed guy. You a lonely ass loser who never knew what affection feels like
Call yourself plethora online cuz you never meant a lot to anyone in real life
I get my swing on like King Kong, I don’t think you’re gettin the picture
You facing a monster and gonna get black eyes buuuut this isn’t The Witcher
Needed extension after extension, that shit was the wackest decision
All that carry on and you couldn’t get on with it… airline baggage restrictions
& your record’s embarrassing. All no-shows & bullshit, - you’re phoney dude
If you’re not hanging your head already? I’m about to do it for you in my trophy room
You tell ur girl ur working a night job but really ur taking some guys in the mouth
Living your life like a werewolf: gotta moonlight so the Lycan come out
Your girl all over me & the homies, bending & tryna show her ass
Her nickname Venn Diagram… just circles around and gets overlaps
Gave her the whole enchilada x2, now I’m done calling her bro
You gave her the whole inch a lotta times too - that’s all it can grow
Quote:
Originally Posted by
plethora
*lost to King in LLL champ match*
member since 2006? sheesh ur old..
prolly battled the great father, now your battling father time
but ain't just losing by a hair, got every male pattern baldness sign
remember that LLL Champ match?? did the best u could
last time u lost to Kingdom, now I'm sending you to heaven for good
blast the ak.. had chance to save face, now it's way late
shoulda Ben retired, instead of peeled off the wall like roethlisberger name plate
this kangaroo small headed .. i Mattel mates bout ur doll fetish
cuz aussies say "put shrimp on the barbie", but u got the wrong message
hope my name on ur resume earns a hof nod? boy ur humble
a win won't put u over the top, til i dump ur body like its royal rumble
ur girl loves LLL.. blew me, plot, knox, grimm, spree, boston
took 13 seconds to go down half the field.. coulda ran the Chiefs offense
gave off playground creeper vibes to last chick he approach
once this Pedometer, she ran 3 mile intervals without a fitness coach
Week 9 Power Rankings
[1st(T)] Kill Spree: 4-2(+3)
[1st (T)] Mimic: 4-2(+4)
[3rd] Fresh: 6-2 (=)
[4th(T)] Dominate: 1-0(+5)
[4th (T)] Plot: 1-0(+5)
[6th] Cody Nash: 5-2 (-5)
[7th] Justice Grimm: 4-4 (-5)
[8th] plethora: 2-2(-2)
[9th] Joe Boston 2-3 (=)
[10th] malediction: 2-6 (=)
Week 9 Odds
Champ Match Kill Spree 4-2 vs Mimic 4-2
This has the potential to be a classic. Cut throat personals vs clean execution. This is hard to call. Kill Spree 55/45
Contender's Match Fresh 6-2 vs Dominate 1-0
Dope match up. Dom finds himself in the contender's match off the momentum of a VotW performance. In his way, Freshn who's been quietly dominating and holds the 2nd best record of the season. Dominate 55/45
Plot 1-0 vs Cody Nash 5-2
Another veteran clash. Plot looks to improve his streak, while Nash looks to rebound from a Contender's Match loss.Nash 60/40
Justice Grimm 4-4 vs plethora 2-2
Another match up w/ contendership implications. Dont ket the .500 records fool you, these two have gone toe to toe with the best in the league. Hard to call. My guess is Plethora 60/40.
Joe Boston 2-3 vs Malediction 2-6
Probally BotW. I got Mal winning, unless someone famous dies. Then its a Boston KO. Malediction 87/13
Outro
Last week was a big step forward. Voting picked up. Good shit. Going to keep the Friday deadline moving forward. Lets try not to have half the battles on extensions. Good luck gentlemen.
@Cody Nash
@Mimic
@Kill Spree
@Justice Grimm
@KnoXville.
@Plot
@plethora
@Dominate
@Zunto
@Joe Boston
@malediction
Re: Week 9 Mag - A Champ will be Crowned
Good shit Phal. Thanks for getting the mag up so quick.
Re: Week 9 Mag - A Champ will be Crowned
good shit, appreciate the effort
Re: Week 9 Mag - A Champ will be Crowned
Fuck You & This Sorry Mag. plot verse wasn’t gonna KO me you worthless POS.
Cool reads tho
