Season 29 Week One Mag - FUCK YALL

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INTRO
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Whats good you scum bags... Back again with another season. allot of head signed up proving TEXT AINT DEAD. SO fuck the haters. Hopefully this boosts activity from vets and we get some new writers to jump on board. I've been promoting on facebook text sites so we'll see what happens. ANYWAYS Fuck you @Greedy for not signing in. As last seasons Champ you should jump right in..this is your gig biotch... psh..... Also if you havent already sign in to the LLL and get your real battle on. Also Fuck @Amen

GREEDY SEGMENT
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This dude been around & beat the best. Hes won a few 1-2 seasons and champed in the LLL. hasnt been season finale champ though. and some have that issue in regards whether hes HOF or not. Most of us have voted YES to this guy and a few "NO's" from some top heads but his tourney wins and 1-2 season champs... His classic battles with Barcotic, Amen and many others prove he can hang with the best here. Hopefully this faggot signs back in to the league or this rant is a waste of time. but I think the ppl have Voted and @King give that man his HOF tag. Fuck you @Greedy

CLASSIC BATTLE
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Amen Vs Greedy

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Originally Posted by Greedy

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Originally Posted by Joe Boston

yeah I lifted weights cuz fuck I didn't wanna be all skinny n shit I was at like 165.

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Originally Posted by Amen

Yea, 165 was my weight as well.

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Originally Posted by The Great Father

I haven't, but did try the green-label Rebel IPA. Tasty and great with steak

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Originally Posted by Amen

Yea, funny you mention that. Tried it at a steak house over the weekend.

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Originally Posted by Dark Matter

going to see Fast 7, bro

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Originally Posted by Amen

Got my tickets a few days ago..

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Originally Posted by Joe Boston

Tarnished ass gold go clean that fucking shit

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Originally Posted by Cred

Lmao @ not knowing what rose gold is.

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Originally Posted by Amen

I use to have tht some Jesus head piece backkkkkkkkkkkk in the day.

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all you do is 1up shit like a faggit, n run ya mouth here
niggas said theres life on Mars, n u bragged about ur weed connect and summer house there
This pathological lying shit is getting bad.... u need serious help, b
u stitched enuf fabrications to make the next outfit u wear in a selfie
No one'll validate u. Fag we hate u and mean this shit, Queen
lol at needing a sure rinse, when you been washed up since season 16

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Originally Posted by Aero

@Obnoxious
let's write a verse for your opponent, I got some concepts

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ur death'll be short, u should accept the support of ya peers n it's clear
Aer' supplyin ur lines woulda breathed life into that corpse you swears a career
ill slay this bum and every alias he has when i spray this gun
It'll only take one bullet to nick Name for D.O.A to be his latest one
wk14 I put my foot in ya ass, u just blamed it on the reefer and clowned a bit
Idgaf if you was Hymen..but I really need my left sneaker from out of it.
I won't question the times u talked shit cause a full clip is the answer
you dug this grave..I'll just throw dirt on ya, Name and you'll wish it was slander
Bein better at text than sex is why ur wife is in bed w/a goon
Your deceased to amaze her, and killed the relationship instead of the poon
ya bitch about yo kick you out, cuz you been on this site forever
But u can sleep in ur talents room for improvement until you get your life together

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Vs

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Originally Posted by Amen

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Allen Knight vs Barcotic LLL Champ Match Week 13
im doin drive-bys on ur crew, this semi is all game
leave u & ur fuckin Pallet up when i dump something heavy in ya'll frames

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Greedy's feed in his vote on Allen's Bar
NICE SHIT RIGHT HERE

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Greedy vs Joe Boston LLL Playoffs Rnd# 1
U lame clown, we from the same town but u aint respected in the valley of bosses
If I'm EVER being a pallets to suggest you that u use some to carry ya losses

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Listen...

This beatin'll be ruthless, a couple jabs, haymakers & after dawg I'ma slam ya,
Then have a doctor feeding youtubes, which he'd avoid at all cost; just to stay off of a camera.
Scared bitch, too shook to expose ya features? Which's why we label ya weaker,
The voters much rather epic battle, but this corny faggot isn't capable of producing either.
Greedy don't want to shoot the 5 cuz Amen'll easily check you with fist kid,
RB'll witness a single Shot Put this retard in line for a gold medal at the special Olympics.
Pallet's no coincidence BITER! Isn't the 1st time & pretending queer is nonsense,
Shit; I bar hop lookin for hoes, G's idea of bar hoppin's made a solid text career biting concepts.
& it's a fact! Allen called you out so IDK why anyone thinks this faggot is deadly,
Biters get caught eventually, we'll wait NC < ring a bell? A forum you've been banned from already.
Don't talk bout pipe game cuz yours weak & the reason ya hoe turned to a man son,
I gave her back Tobaccos from a simple bust down which afterwards diagnosed her w/ cervical cancer.
But the lame'll stay by her side cuz she's the only one he could pull, shit is sad,
So I'll help you get a grip on your emotions, once I place that worthless heart of yours in your hands.
You're not built tough, just a frail crack head, Amen's easily killin you fiends,
After this battle, he'll need a face lift that'll influence any gym rats body building routine.
I'm a straight G with the hands, but got burners with the extended clips in it,
So I'll quickly run up in G-spot n bare arms, since this pussy decided to get loose with his lips.

18, e/z..

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Greedy won 6-0



WEEK TWO PREDICTIONS
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Bahriman Vs Joe Boston
Bahriman is nice. wording issue here and there but hasnt lost much here. He does have two No Shows so theres a personal Joe. Joes battled 102309482309 times and still cant fix his wording but recently has been dropping some nice stuff. His week one Upset over @Barcotic better hype this man to drop fire... thats why I'm leaning towards Joe on this one

Joe 60/40

Ryno Vs Wuxia
This could be battle of the week.. Both are dope. Ryno only in this position right now because @Unfukwitable loves to NS. but Ryno is dope. Wu is back and hasnt lost a step. His wordplay and wit is nothing to sleep on. IDK could go either way but I got Ryno edging this right now

Ryno 60/40

King Vs Slecht
Another good match up here. Slecht loves the 1-2 shit. King is RB's Tyson right now. He does tend to get lazy and effects his verse but when hes focused no ones beating him. I got King taking this but dont sleep on Slecht. Hes sneaky

King 60/40

Hello vs Fatrick
Hello is starting to pick it up here. Even though hes been on a long hiatus hes got the machanics. Fatty has concepts. But stretches his shit. sometimes I feel he just does this for the culture but if he stepped up a bit more and worked on his wording he could be super dope. I got HT here winning this

Hello There 70/30

Grimm Vs Networth
Grimm had a dope battle with slecht last week. Net lost to Bahr but I thought his bar wasnt as bad as everyone claimed. Both had Andrew Luck lines but Grimms was much better tbh. I got grimm taking this

Grim 70/30

Jem Vs Pleth
SHOW THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS

Chem Vs Echelon
Echelon aka Sinicog is absolute trash. Cant stand his garbage. Chemist trying to chake rust but I got him taking this

Chemist 100/0

Smog Vs A disciple
Disciple is nuts. She got a nice ass but her brain is all over the map. Smog a Vet here. this is his station when hes focused. I got him winning. Plus Ive never seen Disciple battle

Smog 100/0

Exalted Vs Plot
This could be another BOTW contender. Ex is dope Plot is hit or miss but when he does show out its dope. I got ex taking this

70/30


TOP PUNCHES
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Wuxia Vs Chemist

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Originally Posted by Wuxia

wuxia had ur milf down af, the hoe condom was small
so i raw dogged ur burdensome alleyway it was no problem at all

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Slecht Vs Grimm

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Originally Posted by Slecht

I'll murder your whole family. They'll get buried well, with many shells.
1st off - I'll kill your brothers, Grimm & this time...it's not a Fairy Tale.

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Grimm Vs Slecht

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Originally Posted by Grimm

Grimm getting soft? Ya might boooo ....till I break it down and shed light upon it/
That "luck on ya side" line don't mean u out my league...its just ur cue to retire from it

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King Vs Hello There

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Originally Posted by King

Ur girl made it clear to me she hates u, flat out resents ya
Asked me to hit u witherin' mind, n cause head trauma n dementia

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Bahriman Vs Networth

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Originally Posted by Bahriman

Nigga the glock nice so it’s on sight. Ppl won’t just think your dead..
Last thing you’ll see is a dot Net & your fam can search your service on the internet

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OUTRO
Next weeks mag we'll have an Interview a small video mag and some other shit. Few dope sign ins this week to watch out for dont sleep. We'll have contender matches either next week or the fallowing see how everything pans out. Props to all yall who voted those who didnt im watching! and you will suffer if shit dont change. so lets get these battles finished by sunday if not before the pats game because you wont see this drunk ass hole... Fuck yall I'm goign to go write @slecht s Casket now.

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PEACE

This is up yall

Thanks, my dude. I will be providing coverage of the 1-2 Punch League in the podcast, so that should help out with any kind of video mag you have planned. You don't have to go to that extent if you don't want to, just doing a regular mag would suffice, and I'll help shoulder some of the burden of moderating the league.

Good work spree

Forgot week 1 reviews but anyway good stuff looking forward to week 2 gl @Bahriman

Dope mag @ Kill Spree

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Originally Posted by Joe Boston

Forgot week 1 reviews but anyway good stuff looking forward to week 2 gl @Bahriman

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If everyone votes on all battles they would know who won what

I ddont love to NS i smoke massive weed and forget .. put me in this week im bout to just drop day of from here on

Goood work my brother.

Dope shit mang

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Originally Posted by King

Dope shit mang

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Ur girl made it clear to me she hates u, flat out resents ya
Asked me to hit u witherin' mind, n cause head trauma n dementia

Fireeee!

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Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

Ur girl made it clear to me she hates u, flat out resents ya
Asked me to hit u witherin' mind, n cause head trauma n dementia

Fireeee!

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haha ty sir.

breaking the wp out early this season

What a farce


J/k.. good mag

Oh hey guys!

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Originally Posted by Amen

Oh hey guys!

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this guy

Lmao...

What’s good?

Walking these dogs. How's life?

Life’s amazing, my guy.

Can’t complain at all.

Thanks for asking.