The IDGAF Magazine
RIA went down and im sure its down forever soo its good to see all the new cats here like @Ronic , @joeboston @Pistol Pete @miracle. For those who don’t know, they are ex punch league champs and cypher winners so they bring some experience and punches to the table. Welcome my niggas.
In other news, PLAYOFFS are around the corner so participate much as possible so we can have true seeding. Id love to finish this season off strong. Lets get it cracking!!!
Cypher Winner: KnowP
By: Sobe
@Kontext im coming for ya throat to leave you headless
cause Dad be making you his bitch, you've become a wife with that bondage fetish
@Alphabet always forgets to post his bar, champ chances are slim
parents told him take out the trash, and ever since we haven't seen him
@lls got raped in the sixth grade now dude be shook y'all
he was the only one getting tackled on the field without the football
Letterman wants to be a veteran cause he thinks he's sick
would mistake you for being crazy but you already lost to a lunatic
only fake around here is you loving drake ya queer
his album cover is direct correlation of how long you've followed his career
only language I speak is cash n hoes be digging me
yo girl be pounding the D soo hard, she gives the battery bunny energy
nigga you knew when the deadline was, being late wont create a buzz
we all know you were afraid to see Kon like wealthy people in the suburbs does
great father is embarrassing, better yet he's murdering kon
not sure if dad is sonning you, or this is an adoption gon wrong
dadiator is the don king of rb but gets raped from week to week
tip toe around this ass whippin all you want n end up like keek the sneak
nigga please, lay a hand on me and I'll bury you where you stand
I'm not one for making a heavenly entrance, but will give you one hell of an exit plan
nigga I'm sexting ya bitch for shits n giggles, Naw that's a lie
cause I don't care for meg pics, and you jerk off to that sister from family guy
THE FUTURE
Champ Match: Alpha vs Spit
Should be a sick match up. These two bring the heat like a fat broad doing jumping jacks in a sauna. Banking my money on Spit in this one tho. Good luck gents
Contenders Match: Rid vs Mordy
Mordy has a chance here but Rid has been showing up he can drop hard bars. Will be a good match but I got Rid slidding by here.
KnowP vs Professor
I kill this dude no doubt about that. Jk. Frost has potential and this will be a great battle. I tell you one thing, I will never send my punch to a mod ever again. Lol
Dadiator vs Miracle
Dadiator should be absolutely screwed in this battle and every battle moving forward, but for the sake of the battle, Miracle should take this quite fairly as he comes to RB from RIA where he was the 1-2 Punch Champ. Not sure if Dadiator will measure up here.
Pistol vs Bell
Bell is a known writer and can drop some sick bars when tempted. Pistol is coming along and will have to bring his A game in this match if he wants to survive.
Joeboston vs Lawd
Not sure who Lawd is really so I cant say what will happen. Joe was a 1-2 Champ on RIA so I expect some fire coming from his side like a NASCAR vehicle.
Ronic vs DjFlame
Flame has to prove that he can drop decent. Havent seen him drop heat yet. Ronic has potential and drops funny punches. I think he’ll get over in this one.
Alastair vs Phalanx
This will be a close one as both of these dudes are legit contenders in this league. Tough to call but im going to say it goes in overtime with Alastair taking it.
HawtCHawk vs iLLunatic
HC needs to drop ether because if iLL decides to show up, he can destroy this way fairly easy.
STARS OF THE SHOW
(Power Rankings)
Alphabet
Dudes been running through niggas like a bucket of chicken and doesn’t seem to be slowing down.
Ridiculous
He’s definitely going to start turning heads like a face mask. Don’t sleep on this cat.
The Real Spit
My nigga knows how to battle and he gets by alphabet, I’ll have to ban him to stop him.
Mordycai
Not sure how, but he’s been bullying lately like an obese kid in the lunch line. He hungry!
Sobe
He been a problem like bad voting but when he turns up, no one can get in his way
ASS OF THE WEEK
Knowp
Apparently im the most hated nigga round these parts for doing/ not doing my job. Yall niggas that PM me crying and complaining all the damn time (you know who you are) can eat gigantic sized, infected, un-shaved camel toe!!! LethalX niggas!!!
Outro
Real talk, a nigga be busy on the weekends and evenings. So if I aint to fix or catch retardedness, don’t get an attitude on the net. Shits irritating. We’re all volunteers here. Anywho, this is a lite mag. Just something to give Recognition. Keep up the good bars and voting.
And if you were wondering why Sobe didn’t set battles this week, this was him in the staff lounge when we asked how the 1-2 league was going….
Originally Posted by Moodecai
