LLL Round 7: slecht (0-1) vs E Tha Real (0-1) (E Tha Real wins)

[Fresh]

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@slecht
@E Tha Real

[slecht]

@E Tha Real

10.


Sent to @Fresh

[E Tha Real]

I'll drop 10.

[E Tha Real]

Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble
Moron in every sense of the word, simply put.. He's dead
idiot thought "orange is the new black" was a show giving street cred
It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit
His love life never took off... it stayed at home
This inbreds trailer park geneology rivals Game of thrones

[slecht]

[QUOTE=slecht]

Hi...
My passwords were changed on ncs...
So I'll think I'll battle here for now...
/QUOTE]

Try

Dickhead or asshole as the p/w. You know their not to creative with messing with ppl over there.

You need some work E your concepts were all over the place like a whitegirl at her first rap concert. Look at other LLL stick to a concept idea make sure ur setup and finisher are sensible to each other.
.

No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
expected better in ur return & agree the old E would have killed that drop,
w/ a comeback as relevant as an urban legend in 2016, we can care less if ya real or not.
all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster
joe boston told u to pick ur game up or else you weren't competing with sletch
sadly, downloading windows 10 is the only update that would give you an Edge.
nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season

[Surplus]

Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble
lol this was dope, funny
Moron in every sense of the word, simply put.. He's dead
idiot thought "orange is the new black" was a show giving street cred
soso
It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit
haha
His love life never took off... it stayed at home
This inbreds trailer park geneology rivals Game of thrones
nice concept

vs

No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
ehh
expected better in ur return & agree the old E would have killed that drop,
w/ a comeback as relevant as an urban legend in 2016, we can care less if ya real or not.
kind of weak
all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster
nice punch
joe boston told u to pick ur game up or else you weren't competing with sletch
sadly, downloading windows 10 is the only update that would give you an Edge.
nice concept, liked this one
nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season
decent

Vote - E the Real

This was a tough battle to vote on I enjoyed both verses, both had some good punches I just feel like E had the more unique/funny/impactful lines
This was prolly the best battle I've read from week 7, props to both of you.

[itsLEG1ON]

Best Punches:
"I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble"
"It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit"

"all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster"
"nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season"

Vote - E tha Real

Felt his flowed better and the punches hit better, but still pretty close

[Joe Boston]

E tha real

Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
Lmao i liked this because its current and people been telling this joke in reference to Orlando good humor factor

I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble
Lol straight to point direct can say its a basic punch and i would get a laugh from this in a live battle but still humor was there

Moron in every sense of the word, simply put.. He's dead
idiot thought "orange is the new black" was a show giving street cred
Nah

It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit
Rofl

His love life never took off... it stayed at home
This inbreds trailer park geneology rivals Game of thrones
Ok

Slecht


No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
Didnt like the aim at this personal

expected better in ur return & agree the old E would have killed that drop,
w/ a comeback as relevant as an urban legend in 2016, we can care less if ya real or not.
Dont like the wording of these personals just no impact for me

all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster
Ok picking up nice np dope reference

joe boston told u to pick ur game up or else you weren't competing with sletch
sadly, downloading windows 10 is the only update that would give you an Edge.
Ok concept but again the wording took impact from it

nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season
Ok np

Well damn e shocked me this week had a pretty humorous verse. I predicted slecht but his wording was butchered he had two solid nps but personals were complete misses which cost him it here.

V/ethareal

[Spree]

Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
nah...flip this punch around and it connects more. miss
I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble
...really? set up was wack as fuck and that punch was brutal bro. LMAO
Moron in every sense of the word, simply put.. He's dead
idiot thought "orange is the new black" was a show giving street cred
dont get this shit
It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit
lmao...this was light but was funny.
His love life never took off... it stayed at home
This inbreds trailer park geneology rivals Game of thrones
this was simple...miss

vs

No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
lol. cool
expected better in ur return & agree the old E would have killed that drop,
w/ a comeback as relevant as an urban legend in 2016, we can care less if ya real or not.
nah...
all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster
nah...could have done more with this
joe boston told u to pick ur game up or else you weren't competing with sletch
sadly, downloading windows 10 is the only update that would give you an Edge.
lol...this was cool tbh. way to spell your name right to idiot
nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season
this was gay as fuck....


this wasnt a good read. Slecht had one mroe hit than E. E's verse was garb i know hes been away but this was the worse i've seen. both had basic shit punches but im going Slecht here

Vote = Slecht

[Stat.]

E Tha Real
Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
lol
I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble
haha
Moron in every sense of the word, simply put.. He's dead
idiot thought "orange is the new black" was a show giving street cred
nah
It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit
eh
His love life never took off... it stayed at home
This inbreds trailer park geneology rivals Game of thrones
lol

VS.

Slecht
No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
ok
expected better in ur return & agree the old E would have killed that drop,
w/ a comeback as relevant as an urban legend in 2016, we can care less if ya real or not.
nah
all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster
eh
joe boston told u to pick ur game up or else you weren't competing with sletch
sadly, downloading windows 10 is the only update that would give you an Edge.
Eh, and not only did you not capitalize your own name, you mispelled it too. Pity.
nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season
Nice. The best line of your verse by far.

My effective punchline breakdown.

E Tha Real
Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
I'd never slecht you to win, style is hellbent on babble
WTF Your name looks like a failed attempt in scrabble
His love life never took off... it stayed at home
This inbreds trailer park geneology rivals Game of thrones

VS.

Slecht
No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
nothing but bitches on your set, that made you famous for no reason.
don't have to keep up with the kardashians to see e waste another season

I have E winning this battle pretty handily. E brought three humorous jabs to the fight and Slecht landed one straight and jab. E has more punches that landed therefor he should be the winner.

Vote - E Tha Real

[Fresh]

Saving up those pre-writtens this is where hoardering stops
You're a bad joke as a muslim walking into a gay bar & ordering shots
It's a thyroid issue...Who would believe it?
Your so morbidly obese you bought a hackers guide to wii fit

vs

No bitch will give you pussy & that must make you the pettiest around
Only dickhead you ever had in a box - was logging back into ur hacked Netcee's Account.
expected better in ur return & agree the old E would have killed that drop,
w/ a comeback as relevant as an urban legend in 2016, we can care less if ya real or not.
all those tall tales for someone who always comes short. watch ya lips, fucker
the way I expose and break down real i'd rival a myth buster

I got it 3-2 for slecht thought he had the more consistent verse here.

v/slecht