LYRICIST LOUNGE LEAGUE SWAGAZINE PRESESNTS:
#ALLLIVESMATTER
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INTERVIEW WITH @Amen
We live on the set with my nigga @Amen . what it do my nigga???
What's good, Bro?
Lets jump into it. Megan Good or Megan Fox?
Good.
If u was building a dream team, who’d u pick up first: Bron or Curry?
Curry.
NFL bout to kick off. Who you predictin in the Super Bowl???
New England, of course.
If u had to cut 3 from the LLL, who would it be?
You, plethora and EnBombz.
I aint even in dumb ass. If u could replace them 3 with 3 punchers, who u callin?
Amen, King and Salamander.
You selfish af!! What u think about the Surplus situation? U think he did it or naw?
Suspect, but it's happened to me back in like '08. Also happen to Cred recently at NETCEES with a concept of mine a little while back. So it happens. Hard to tell, not to mention text is on it's last leg, so who really cares anymore, right?
If you were Fresh, where would u be right now???
Out at the bar looking for a chick with some what of a bigger ass then the one he has now. Have you seen his chick? Her ass cheeks are inverted, bro. Not quite sure why he still argues that she "Has an ass" when all of us agreed, she definitely does not.
What u listenin to in the whip these days???
AOTP or Stack Bundlez the past couple of days.
Who the fu.... never mind. Smog eatin niggas right now son. What past champ u compare him to?
He's by far the most improved text battler I've seen in a long while man. He still has minor wording and concept issues but he's definitely went from 0-100 quickly on RB. Only took him about 4 or 5 seasons, since his season 15 or 16 debut. I'd say he reminds me of SPIT. Spit was a very close quarter personal battler. Which provides for an entertaining read. Smog utilizes personals well and I think he's one of the better personal writers in the league now.
Thanks for the time fam. Give ya last shouts to the folks….
Bye faggots.
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REVIEWS
CHAMP MATCH: Smog vs KnowP
Good stuff my nigga. U really showin us how to throw them bars like a boss. Keep slayin these niggas man. I messes with the champ!
CONTENDERS MATCH: Rich Porter vs Upgrade
Grade got locked up this weekend on some Black Lives Matter shit. Hold it down my nigga. Don’t give up yo kool aide….
Rattlesnake vs War Shack
Some people know the snake from another place like Mogli. S’all good. My nigga had bars to get by War who’s becoming a monster in the spot. Glad to have em both in the league.
Ctrl Alt Elite vs Plethora
My nigga Ctrl had to rush his verse cause he mad busy and got bodied, then signed out. Plethora known for some flamers and had punches the voters were fallin for. Good battle.
Joe Boston vs Stat.
Stat threw some hard bars in the FL but slacked a little against the original Boston, who seems to have figured out how not stretch them bars. My nigga movin up one em…
Surplus vs Letterman
Letterman got the DQ win cause Sur got mixed up on some biting shit where the judge tossed the book at em. He denies the munch, but shit was too close. Sucks to lose a good writer.
Notti vs Mac
Dbl no show for these faggot as niggas. All that complaining about battles and you no where to be found Notti. That’s that shit right there….
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POWER PUNCHES
(voters choice)
@Rattlesnake
slugs blow this faggot to pieces, stop with the yappin kid
the .357 got a furious Rorschach, it'll leave u a bloodier mess than Dr. Manhattan did
ur ex always used to cheat, u thought the slut was a ten
whenever u felt ur Dollop in the bedroom, it was to wipe my blob of nut from her chin
@War Shack
38'll make ya spirit bomb. trust that its nothin to empty 3
when my click heads snake way he'll take a trip longer than Goku on DBZ
ill put 50k on his head. my boys'll make u fold from these ARs
ill spread the green around my circle till u pop up...nigga thats a sonar radar
@KnowP
Takin weeks off sayin u legit, cheatin to the top, u damn clown
reckless in the chat like a warrior when it Seems u took the Durant route
ya bitch gets smashed plenty, just not by ur flat jimmy
She sees your Baton keeps on going like black men driving through that city
Fuk u and ya agency, the blade’ll speak n ya top’ll be missin sections
You’ll be doing ya job and get lit up out of nowhere like defensive ends on misdirections
Summer over n I still bring heat, ur the king for no reason
This league will be a breath of fresh heir…. Soon as we stop your ass from breathin
@Smog
.. U ain't a thug, u scared of war so quit playin, bud
I mean this fat ass'll shit his pants in a food fight.... Cuz he fuckin fears wastin grub
Btw, happy 4th my sky display was on some ILL shit..
To most peeps lighting the sky's what it's about.. Ur only concern was keepin the grill lit
Said I'll hold the belt till I body some1 worth a fuck, patience is a big test, G
Cuz I thought I might hit the jackpot.. Turns out I gotta wait to get Rich next week
U don't deserve this, old headz lead by example n why u gettin slayed by the truth,K
We expect to see a modern his shit.. u got here bein openly gay like the new age
@Ctrl Alt Elite
And you think you a player but you lying - can't get a real hoe
Claims your bed is full of broads are false like the kanye west video
Cunt, i want you to die, we all want this site to be a whack battler lighter
and the Scope of the problem...is that you weren't in the Dallas sniper's
@plethora
end all that tuff talk & whatnot when i test control
check ur heart & put a metal round to the chest like a stethoscope
known to ride while holding .45's in each hand
catch u outside ya hangout & give Alton before the police can
@Stat.
This average joe doesn’t know what he’s gettin
you’re headed downward dawg, without the yoga position
@Joe Boston
Your girls a nasty bitch my dick would never swing in her direction
She wants in the middle like Moni Stat the hoes a walking yeast infection
I pay a good fee im equipped with the best gun supplier
So when i hit u with this Cal Stat ill soak those open wounds with hospital sanitizer
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PREVIEWS
CHAMP MATCH: Smog vs Rich Porter
Rich gotta come correct with some crazy dope fire gun bars or Smog will have a nigga chokin like LA traffic…
Smog: 60/40
CONTENDERS MATCH: Joe Boston vs Plethora
This honestly will be a pretty tough match up. Don’t know which to go cause both can drop slick bars when they want to and also drop ass when they don’t try. But I gotta go with Plethora this week. He’s been on a good roll.
Plethora: 55/45
Enbombz vs Letterman
One of the best battles up right here. Cant wait to vote on this one. Bombz gotta drop for this and for the tourny but he’s known for solid verses and Letterman use to be champ but took some time off. Should be a photo finish.
Enbombz: 65/35
War Shack vs Stat.
Shack lost a close one and ended his run. He got Cred in FL soo im sayin this should be a landslide. Stat got concepts but his execution needs work. He will need to bring his A game or get carried out like groceries.
Clout vs Rattlesnake
I mess with my nigga clout. He knows how to throw punches tough but soo does Rattle. This shit will be mad close and bar for bar. Winner of this match should tell who will be in the run for the season title. But Clout been MIA for a minute and Rat already shook the dust.
Rat: 55/45
Allen Knight vs Slowhands
Two vets going at it should be a classic if they show up. They both got flow and flips for days but who ever slips up is taking the dead dive like uncoordinated lifeguards. Allen asked for this battle or he wasn’t signing in soo he better give us some wow shit.
Allen: 55/45
Killing Spree vs boston
Boston needs some work. Pretyy smart dude but gotta word his bars right to land. Spree jumpin back into the ring after his long hiatus but I know he still be droppin bars abroad soo he should be in rare form.
Spree: 80/20
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WTF’S
WTF @ Fresh on his Aaliyah’s shit going MIA outta nowhere
WTF @ Surplus being banned from a lame ass punchline
WTF @ Letterman snitchin on a battle he was favored to win anyway
WTF @ Trump lyin about Serena Williams being his shorty on the low
WTF @ the TLC premier actually being pretty dope
WTF @ Orange is the new Black being a clean ass show
WTF @ Rose leaving and D Wade replacing him in the Chi
WTF @ Cortez bringing his A game back and bodyin niggas
WTF @ niggas who don’t vote complaining about the lack of votes
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TOP 5 DEAD OR ALIVE
Smog
The reaper of the league. Been burying opponents like tyson in his prime
Letterman
Mr flips and wp can match up against everyone with the intentions of murder
Allen Knight
He’ll dissapear after this match but my nigga mad lethal with the punches
Clout
Yall sleepin on my kinflok but he dangerous with the flips and wording
Enbombz
No stranger to bars cause he’s dropped most of us and only getting warmed up
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OUTRO
Best match ups this week. Should be a load of bars and upsets if cats take it serious this week. I stepped out soo others can step up. Don’t let me down niggas. LLL Looking its best since week one. And on some real talk, yall be safe out there. Black, white, Hispanic, rich, broke, gay, straight, whatever. The system is on a different agenda and masking what the government is really after. This is all a distraction from whats to come when the new president gets in. It will affect us all. But stay alive to continue to fight the good fight....
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