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  1. #511

    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Its so sudden ,
    Chips of the glass placed on top of the deck ,
    My neck holds jewels hangin off my flesh ,
    Negatives burn like a crashed jet ,
    You know "mines" in the hood up to date like "Arab Jecks" , (Jecks/Projects)
    I’m blowin cats away ,
    The balls hangin from my hands ,
    Gates close when I jump in the air for the jam ,
    My chick checkin the dice on the rear view of my Lam ,
    She used to rock climb on the arm rest of her luxury sedan , (rock climb/sniff crack)
    Hoods know that its real ,
    The juice runnin in my veins of steel ,
    Tricks handle other tricks in the bing for feels ,
    Block brotha’s against the door of the law get killed ,
    My watch attached to my hand the frost wearer ,
    Got the metal flyin at you from the Ox Bearer ,
    That last car crash gave you log errors ,
    King of the ring compete’n but my mixed moves box rarer
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Exercising expression to bring my thoughts nearer
    Been a fan of speaking my mind, since the Red Foxx era.
    Talking so candidly, and to me, it's Anno Domini
    Out of that lamb, if you're a fan of the Genie.
    Kept it out of the safe because I know my family's greedy
    If I died, they'd immediately have the plans, to proceed me
    in estate. Psyche. I lied; that's only a few.
    Ringing it in for all of those phony's who knew I had blood ties
    inside a felonious crew...
    Latching on to the dynasty they can mold me into.
    And now, I got a stereo you won't need a Dolby, to view.
    A Doberman to a pug, homie.
    Valentine's day is coming, and I got the love on me.
    Bumping "Hit 'em up", with the thug army. All of this purple haze, finna' bug Barnie.
    Got a lot of bob's in this session, but there is one Marley...
    "Charlie bit me!" hitting a mid life crisis, and I'm hardly fifty.
    But kicking that butter until the jar, is empty.
    Remember Jafar, from the show... lot of troubling woes
    and conflicts, but consequence would see to it, that...
    His character themes is more a reflection of how you'd react
    To somebody else's Minstrel, since it's how society viewed the blacks...
    Word... that's some shit that's too deep, to swim..
    Lifeguard blows a whistle, as a peace to him. Saying, "Forget it, I ain't reaching in".
    Go to confessional to beseech your sins.
    Talk to the priest, and then you're in the streets, again.
    Hit the ground, running. Thirstin Howl "Versatile" Drummond.
    still the "Bad Guy" to Inc, like I'm Chael Sonning.
    Out gunning my competition, as they're jumping over that uncompleted...
    - wall, of Trump's. Got you into a corner, now. You are all a dunce.
    I don't believe that Jackie Chan did all his stunts
    Cause I watched the compilation, and I swear I only saw 'em, once.
    Now, it's either he's convincing, or it's a ruse.
    Got these kids confused, watching their TV screen, like they missed the news.
    Sometimes, life is handing you lemons, and you don't get to choose.
    So when it's running down your face, it's best you accept the juice.
    Citric acid in your eyes, and now your letting loose
    And using that vitriol as method to disinfect these dudes...
    Bringing the chaos, like the World Class Wreckin' Cru..
    Took the g off, moved the W, n' left the U.



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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    And I expected that this would be my destitute
    About as neutered as Hot97 having Funk Flex, removed.
    Shit that I execute is just as rude as Rick was
    in WCW, and no, I don't mean to trouble you
    at all, but these balls, dunked in honeydew kind of funny, dude.
    While running through a forest of beehives, trying to get these prongs, to move.
    It's a blessing, then. See me, I'm resting in
    the preliminary finals, splitting atoms, like it's the testament.
    They don't wanna test it in any capacity, based on pass beliefs
    Of the Catholics. Figure that'd be sacrilege.
    I guess that's up to the well wishers, whenever they pass that bridge.
    Drowning in the water of acid, wishing it's baptism, for the activists.
    Act as if there's a difference, you're reading
    The same long drawn out lines that before times couldn't agree with
    Violence and terrorism as egregious as they deemed it's
    Fallen son from the sky. When he died, they called him Jesus.
    But, didn't apologize. Scribing on the wall, besides
    ancient artifacts, bartering with the locals, now
    Know the folks around here don't take kindly to the acclimation...
    The previous leader lasted days, then got arrested, for tax evasion.
    Word, and that's word to the mama
    of the diatribe. Who they gonna call if it's I and I?
    20/20 vision, I'm ride or die to the driver side window
    - is mangled up, in my F-150 star-spangled truck.
    Leaking fluids, on the side of the road.
    Don't think I'll survive it by the time they arrive, with a tow.
    Call it suicidal thoughts, cause, I was trying to go.
    My superfluous nature of affirming my wayward beliefs
    On people to make 'em believe some shit they would have never
    - like a constantly fighting couple igniting hopes, to get together.
    It's in the back of my mind, I'm still tackling with my demons...
    I'm not gonna throw my side, nor will I hassle you for a reason.
    My attitude, as of recent, is jacked up - automobile.
    Throw the car from its heel, sell it off, maybe get off, with a wheel.
    Arsenic feel, committing arson, I feel larceny.
    Who they harping on. Let's see if I can make you feel as small as Kevin...
    Once your Hart, is gone. This is the beat I'm marching to.
    Giving out data, in binary - gotta parse it through.
    Batman vibes from the get go; notice the Arkham cues.
    Shots from the sitting position would make a Marksmen, lose.
    Remember compartmentalizing sentiments, from the people
    Checking on me. Thanks for the warming grace.
    But your gratitude is more displaced, then anything.
    Married to the game, got the ball and chain, and wedding ring.
    Black on Black attire, I put that on everything.
    Except where I'm chilling. Since 2002, I've been heralded as the perpetual villain.
    Going up, so, I guess there's no ceiling.



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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    But I bet it's thrilling.
    Cold case, for whatever is left of it, chilling.
    The depths that I go to.
    Step in the pole booth, n' catch a reckon, like Goku
    vs Android 20, so it's best that you don't move, unless you can hold true.
    Yeah. Peanuts to elephants.
    The exact comparison that I use to see to your relevance.
    Remedial reading to exceed your feeble intelligence.
    That we will need for you to even believe in proceeding this elegance.
    Bombs over Bagdad; feel like it's covert op.
    It ain't gonna stop. Compare me to Flava Flav, when he holds the clock.
    There ain't no where for you go, with Taut.
    Every path you know for the road, is blocked.
    Feel like a barrage of bullets with these overloaded thoughts, my composure
    is the Poster-boy, for exposing ops.
    This is Over Watch. Watching over your shoulder...
    Picking soldiers, off. You'll pay in blood, if you know the cost.
    And if you don't? You ain't fitting in.
    Hear the air projectiles by your ear, as they're whistling.
    Stare at the vision of charred skies, and loud cries, from ruined villages
    And full-tactical gear jarheads, raping and pillaging.
    Get an icky feeling, when... you're in a country not of your own, and your people are killing kids.
    Going against a dictatorship, stacked full of insurgents and militants
    Getting flashbacks from your comfy luxury dealerships...
    Requiem focus - the rest of them? Hopeless.
    My magnum opus, in text, indexed for the folks who wish to step
    - in the trenches, and notice...
    The medallions, pinned to the wall. Don't give me a advice, fam...
    I've been through it all. There's nothing they can teach me.
    Win some, by the skin of my balls.
    As I'm putting them into my drawers, and slipping on the fatigues.
    Walking under barbwire obstacle courses
    And crawling, in leaves. Fuck your sorry. No apologies, please.
    Honestly, keys have always felt like a platonic release
    of my problems, to keep me from being the person that I would obviously be.
    Last edited by Celph Taut; February 1st, 2021 at 12:49 PM



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  5. #515

    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    I'm lockin the door to a huge mansion ,
    My chicks gold necklace gettin looked at with a passion ,
    Glidin like a jet ,
    I'm so fly ,
    Gettin money in a liquid flow but it stay dry ,
    Hittin up the club with my woman after eight ,
    Bar bell body fitness down to my waist ,
    I’mma bridge to the other side ,
    Society was wrong about me being in a troubled bind ,
    Memories clash with me often ,
    Random dudes rap cool but I do it without stoppin ,
    I’m over the margin ,
    that's in heaven ,
    some where chillin in the tropics
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

  6. #516

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    I scold all MC's with a pen stroke that emits energy ,
    Blisterin hits flamin out of hell without a broken chemistry ,
    Destroyin bodies like a killer ,
    too much time to be real wit ya ,
    Vernacular strobin ,
    Your dead in my refridgerator ,
    Miller lights chill wit ya ,
    I grab too many grips ,
    your stratospheres in the mix ,
    Hidin spirits up the stairs with a ghost ,
    Two corroded guns spittin ashes out of the holes ,
    Danger is a thought that lamborghini’s ride through ,
    Get lit up ,
    feelin like the house of pain of a Piru
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    I always thought ‘house of pain’ was a sex agency, or a french bakery.
    Feds tasered me, but I guess it was meant playfully.
    I got police sketch artists channeling Tex Avery.
    Gotta give props to the place that I rep faithfully... no, only joking, I rep vagrancy.
    I’m just hanging out, like wet drapery.
    I’mma get paper, see... no, only joking, I’mma get papacy, and be the first pope to expose that god’s dead, blatantly, bled fatally... no, only joking, he left, hastily, and his set favour me for the fresh vacancy.
    I’m on road and I step gracefully through the wrecked masonry.
    Last edited by Virbius; February 2nd, 2021 at 08:20 PM

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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    I see my dude Celph Taut is alive and well

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    sick, bro. Holy shit. Absolutely captivating lyrics. never seen something so explosive, dynamic, and quintessentially mesmerizing! Keep it up!

  9. #519

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    Mask on my face ,
    Don't say I don't measure up ,
    When the shots let way to your frame you better duck ,
    You can't score in my goal ,
    I never could let a chump ,
    Your just a student on the ground ,
    Take a lesson from my dunks , (dunks as in shoes)
    Punk ,
    I’m leasing me some shade to put you easy in the grave ,
    I got that banana clip if you feel that your brave ,
    Check the heat and the beatin for you that I saved ,
    Make you drop to the pave and lay you easy on your nave ,
    The ground screeches with the tires easily comin to a still ,
    Get out and pop grills ,
    I’ll spell out your losses and I aint concerned that you dropped bills ,
    With you Bro's in the mix ,
    I hate on yall for a thrill
    Last edited by Soar Kaid; February 5th, 2021 at 04:56 PM
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    I stay wise with my cheese in my pocket ,
    I get more air than harden did wit the rockets ,
    You better ease up bro ,
    I know you don’t want no problems ,
    I walk in the streets wit a nine like Silk the Shocka ,
    My nikes catapult me when I go for a back flip ,
    All you see is flashes when the mack spit ,
    Shells’ll give you a spinal disease makin ya back split ,
    And I’ll make sure the coffin is plush where ya back sits ,
    I got a gift and I’m like a bird when its flyin ,
    I’ll wipe away your tat tear next to ya eye lid ,
    I’m ridin tough but I aint gridin wit sirens ,
    Gully cats aint ready ,
    yall need to stay quiet ,
    I’m puttin bets on your head and consoling the buyers ,
    look brotha ,
    I’m on top like the flame on a lighter
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    I'm a killer like a sand storm flyin ,
    Biblical menace in your face with the Kings diamonds ,
    Fresh as a stone on the neck of god Isis ,
    God in his teens sprays to keep the K righteous ,
    Desert in my palmed hands means I’m the Mightiest ,
    Make you feel like the size of an atom ,
    So you fools stay the tiniest ,
    There aint no way that your Eye’n this ,
    Soar Kaid reigns ,
    And I’ll stop you from Triumph’n ,
    Hold you up with no accord ,
    I’m jackin you with flames without no fore warn ,
    Black as East Africa ,
    But no Sierra Leone ,
    Bronze on my flesh so I’ll kill you “foe” a “low rewawd” , (for, reward)
    Disrespectful sucka’s crackin ,
    but I don’t do the Stones ,
    Basics on point from the base of my throne ,
    Blessed is the man that can stay on his own ,
    Levitatin bodies when I aim with the Chrome ,
    I am on ,
    The only dude that can cave through the zone
    Last edited by Soar Kaid; February 10th, 2021 at 11:31 PM
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    My styles mixin up into the main stream ,
    Till the words cause your body to lean ,
    The primary ingredient of the raps I write is raw ,
    Crack all in my lyrics ,
    forget the law ,
    Spoken word enters your thoughts ,
    You can explain it with one eye like a cyclops ,
    Street Vernacular is the edge of my planet ,
    Which is why Earth loses state due to lyrical damage ,
    My rhetorical continuum displays MC’s weakness ,
    Cuz little rappers aint ready for the heat seekin ,
    The slang that I spit is only made to attack ,
    Seein my monetary go up in amount when I stack ,
    Astronomical flows enter the sub organs of your mind ,
    When I say those black thought poems as a nasty rhyme
    Last edited by Soar Kaid; February 9th, 2021 at 04:47 PM
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Life is the only thing holdin you back ,
    Livin wrong will stop you from gettin them stacks ,
    The love of men aint the love of god ,
    They run out of hate then they wanna take a dive ,
    Makin money can straighten you out ,
    Your ends will put you high over the crowd ,
    Ridin round in a hummer 3 ,
    They won’t try you if you got the flames under tee ,
    They use desperate measures for a chain ,
    So try to think of a better way with your Brain ,
    You goin feel like god owes you heaven when the knife enters your chest ,
    Before you die you scuffle on the ground like Tekken Tag Tournament's best

    - Silk Da Hinn aka Kingz Diamond

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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Quote Originally Posted by #PrimeTime View Post
    I see my dude Celph Taut is alive and well
    Yezzir

    Man, ain't no way to contain this dopamine.
    Been so vocal, b.
    They can only hope for me to go away, but I'm-a stay into focus
    - see, they've been striving for perfection, I get it.
    It ain't working, though. What's the purpose that you was working for?
    Doing dirt on your residence, for commercial wars
    Battling over property, see if y'all wanna purchase stores
    My monopoly, is a gambit. But, they don't wanna play possum, b.
    Rock 'em off their tree if they dare say it's in their best interest to talk to me.
    Watch their stock drop, and short circuit. Pull the plug
    from the wall. I've been rumbling, dog. Like Vladmir Putin
    looking through Alexei's underwear drawers... figure he'd poison it.
    Set your ass on fire, like a protest. But, know that this boy's lit.
    One punch to your jaw, completely void your manufacturers warranty.
    Now, I know why you were avoiding me. (I know!)
    Been spitting out bodies, word up to Soylent Green.
    Shitting on 'em - shout out to the janitor's keeping the toilet, clean.
    Jumping for joy, until you jump so high, you're stuck in a void.
    As tall as Manute Bol - ain't no way to dunk on your 'Boi.
    Shit, the mere mention of a fight and you punks, get deployed
    Ask your boy. Palm your bitch's ass, while she in the choir, like Castor Troy.
    With the garbage compactor - don't get your tracks, destroyed.
    Over some online shit. Masking tape on your mouth, so I pad the noise.
    Swift jab. Man, these fucking rights are as fast as Floyd's...
    The Tony Atlas poise. Catch these interplanetary fists, like asteroids.
    Yeah, I'm jaded. Of course, I am. On your porch
    with a Pitchfork, in hand. While the rest of my neighbors grabbing 'em torches, man.
    Fuck the Porsches, fam. Aventator - they say it's like 600 horses, damn.
    Enough military forces to support Iran!
    And that shit got a menacing grill... this pen's instilled in me like American healthcare
    - and medical bills.
    Bitch is flexible, had me 'head over heels'... quite literally.
    Through the ball, underhand, like it's little league.
    My hand game was Rusty, but you ain't gonna Dale Gribble me.
    With a hit of weed, I'm Uncle Snoop.
    Car's topless (what that mean?) Ain't got no fucking roof.
    But, that's cause I'm broke, and I cut the coupe.
    Nothing, but the truth. Kill you, then send your ass to the Upper Room.







    I'm in your home, with a couple goons.
    Cut the lights. You ain't been dead. Well, it's about time you find out what's like.
    Breathe air in this game, watch it come to life.
    I'm the one to write for these sons, despite
    my a-game being right up there with the Phillip Drummond type.
    Gotta pandemic going on, but there's something worse...
    Ill Finesse, with a fucking verse.
    Couple perks, Exec-like. Secretary express, her over a desk, like...
    I was checking her luggage in, for the next flight.
    Said she was having a 'dead bedroom' sex life, 'fore she got this dick.
    Made Paula Patton leave Robin Thicke.
    Cause she want all of it, on her bottom lip.
    Square peg, round hole... but it gotta fit!!
    "Dear, he (Dairy) hurting her stomach' - I guess she lactose intolerant.
    Or maybe it's... nah, I won't go that far.
    Talk about redacting statements; you can hold that bar!
    Cause I know that hard... it was blue pilled.
    Lasted 4 hours, and kept going after - that's true will.
    I grew, 'till they told me to stop...
    John Holmes, still holding my cock.
    Shit was a manual, on a decline, if it was any further, it would roll off the lot.
    Speaking of manuals, I totaled mine.
    They denied my pay. Had therapy for the better part of 2020, letters were filed away.
    Still in due process, so all that other shit, I deny to say.
    Non disclosure until it's over. Punch drunk off ambition, but the feeling is sober.
    Still isn't closure when you know that you got a bum rap
    From the establishment, for the amount of money that you're averaging.
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    Re: Keystyle Cypher!

    Heard you were vegan. Oh. Let me peel your cabbage, then.
    Savaging, so much so that MC Gusto gave me daps, n' then
    I Colin Kaepernick' d this rapper chick.
    Started off with she wasn't having it, then all of a sudden
    she grabbed it n' proceeded to doing magic tricks.
    Better illusionist than Mindfreak, I'd say. But what do I know?
    She got some in her nose. The rest of it, covered her clothes.
    Even under her toes. If you lit the room with Luminol, her underwear glows.
    Or is that only for blood.
    Wouldn't expect you to know the answer, genius - nobody does!
    If a doctor falls in a forest with nobody around, then who's left holding the scrubs?
    Yeah, I ain't trying to be homie's.
    I find it quiet and lonely, so, for Valentine's day, I went in slowly...
    Decided only to battle Tinder women, with smiley emoji's.
    Cult classic. Cause a tsunami with one hit of the Va-j-j, that'd halt rapids.
    I assault whackness.
    Whackness pointed me out in a line up, I made a joke.
    Waiting for him outside, n' then proceeded berating both.
    That's the equation, though.
    Your confederacy can ride on this interracial pole.
    Shit's crazy, know we in the street, like a Macy float.
    Ziploc bags, full of air.
    I'm pulling hair. Even if you got 1970's mullet, there.
    I'm wrapping it around my hand, pulling your wig back like Saw 4.
    Have you ball like, "OMG, that was UNCALLED FOR!!" :< :<
    Well, that's my idea of hardcore. And I believe the guy who made
    Ghetto Gaggers, created an artform.
    So I can't wait for the day that they make VR porn!!!
    KIDDING! But, not really though.
    I know you got a video... tell me something I didn't know.
    Hand in Papa John's storage locker - I'm getting dough.
    Basic Instinct that, whatever I'm directing, is set in Stone.
    Yeah... tell Sylvester: I AM the NEXT STALLONE.
    And whatever acting star coming after he's done, is just a clone.
    He doesn't exist! So don't dare tell me he does,
    you F-n son of a b-tch!!! Shoes over your mouth, so keep RUNNING your lips.
    Let's see it do a marathon. Told me I can run the conglomerate, once the fear is gone.
    Set me on the game, with a ball and chain - keep the marriage strong.
    Knock it out of the park after a close encounter, like Barry Bonds.
    Jody Arias scariness. Travis Alexander, stepping out of a shower, then...
    Another bullet shower to cleanse the soul right up out of him...
    And now there in interrogation. Secret Society turning life, to a barren wasteland.
    Be prepared for the rare occasion we're near invasion...
    And the government bails out... nah, we won't see that.
    Turn the mic up louder to get the positive feedback.
    "Oh, man." Stone Cold stepped out of retirement... and he's crushing the whole can...
    Get marinated when he slaps it, with both hands.
    And here I figured WWE is a children's program...
    But I guess it's for teens. Viewers be advised of course language, and sexual themes.
    You wanted to be a wrestler, but it was just in your dreams.
    Then you just creamed your tight-y whitey's... but realized, that was a dream, too.
    Woke up to Leonardo Dicaprio, giving you green lube.
    Tied to to a chair... with water, inside of a bathtub... "Well, I am prepared".
    Don't believe you are. If they dunked you, inside
    And held your head long enough, for the air bubbles to rise...
    We'd be speaking of your demise...



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