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    101 Ways To Kill Your Nephew. Episode 1.

    Picture the scene.. a visit to your uncles on a sunny day over the weekend. Then you discover there's a wasp nest in the backgarden, and hit upon the brilliant idea of setting it on fire and burning the nest. So you dig down about half a foot to wear the nest is, set some paper alight, and chuck that on the nest. Then fuel that fire, with some petrol. Only, when you chuck some of that petrol on - the fire flares right up, and catches fire to the back of your nephews hoodie. Your nephew then runs across the garden with a trail of smoke and flames following from his back. Luckily, he gets the hoodie off quite quick and no real injury is caused. Thank god.

    But yeah, other than almost burning my nephew to death, my weekends been quite uneventful. And if he doesnt get a "This is the second time you've been burned this week" line used against him in the LLL Jnr, I'll be disappointed with you all. Lol.

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    Lol. What with all the burning related threads in EI today?

    5 point palm exploding heart technique= best way to execute a troublesome nephew

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    OMG it was scary

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    What's up baby.

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    Daaaaaamn, Quo you've been gone too long.

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    Is that your nephews face in your avatar?

    Just wondering.

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    Is the guy using the camarac name your cousin then? I was wondering who he was.
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