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  1. #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Temp Gurl
    i am not going to answer but i might get back to i got to go anyways so peace
    Before you go, I think Phyllicannons wants your aim.

  2. #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Temp Gurl
    oh u mean so i suck dick alot


    make it hard, it's just flopping around right now, semi-limp, like a drugged python :noor:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanja


    make it hard, it's just flopping around right now, semi-limp, like a drugged python :noor:
    Damn, you have such a large hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ha is Bond
    How many new girls approach you per day?
    I dont know. Some day's, a few, some day's none. But I always get crazy eye contact in most place's, or they do they 1-3 glance, "head, chest,legs", glance me from head to toe. But alot of girl's who im friendly with always telling me how cute I am, sexy, and if they were the girl I was kicking it with, or talking to, they'd be all over me. But what I hate, i hateeeee, is when I start talking to one girl, than I meet her friend, and she's total package, personality, looks, everything, and I can't mess with her, cause I messed with her friend. That is why, I dont talk to new people. lol ahh I cant stand the world.

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    temp girl can I unfurl my 13 inch, folded dick into your gullet and unleash a historic load into your tonsils, shattering layers of muscle and bone, creating a small, ping pong sized hole in the back of your head and a human silhouette shaped cum splatter on your n'sync wall paper?

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    macabre doesn't make eye contact...nigga makes pee pee contact

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viscosity
    I dont know. Some day's, a few, some day's none. But I always get crazy eye contact in most place's, or they do they 1-3 glance, "head, chest,legs", glance me from head to toe. But alot of girl's who im friendly with always telling me how cute I am, sexy, and if they were the girl I was kicking it with, or talking to, they'd be all over me. But what I hate, i hateeeee, is when I start talking to one girl, than I meet her friend, and she's total package, personality, looks, everything, and I can't mess with her, cause I messed with her friend. That is why, I dont talk to new people. lol ahh I cant stand the world.
    That's good though... You don't seem to have any problems. You have until you get old and fat to practice meeting new people. Unless you get married. Then there's really no need, unless you like meeting people.

  8. #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ha is Bond
    Damn, you have such a large hand.

    llmao regular sized hand for a 6'3 dude

    *looks at my thumb in comparison to the peen in the pic*


    :realist:


    (thats a real pic, latisha seen the uncensored version,what can i say ima manwhore)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macabre
    temp girl can I unfurl my 13 inch, folded dick into your gullet and unleash a historic load into your tonsils, shattering layers of muscle and bone, creating a small, ping pong sized hole in the back of your head and a human silhouette shaped cum splatter on your n'sync wall paper?
    Sell me the poster afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanja
    llmao regular sized hand for a 6'3 dude

    *looks at my thumb in comparison to the peen in the pic*


    :realist:


    (thats a real pic, latisha seen the uncensored version,what can i say ima manwhore)
    She asked for it first didn't she? That's what she does.

  11. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ha is Bond
    She asked for it first didn't she? That's what she does.
    They always ask for it! "No No No" = Yes oh god yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanja
    They always ask for it! "No No No" = Yes oh god yes
    I learned this trick.

    You: Wanna see my penis?
    Girl: No
    You: Yes
    Girl: No!
    You: Yes!
    Girl: NO!
    You: NO!
    Girl: YES!!!
    You: Okay. *present penis.

    I stole it from Bugs Bunny.

  13. #103
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    vanja's dick is wack


  14. #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by Know One
    vanja's dick is wack

    no but thats the noise it makes against my leg when i walk around

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ha is Bond
    I learned this trick.

    You: Wanna see my penis?
    Girl: No
    You: Yes
    Girl: No!
    You: Yes!
    Girl: NO!
    You: NO!
    Girl: YES!!!
    You: Okay. *present penis.

    I stole it from Bugs Bunny.
    bugs gets it all the time.. like this guy :hung:
    Artificial Intelligence

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