whats yall think yall....tell me this aint a funny topical.
I’ll slap a bitch on the ass, she don’t mind those pops
But she got mad and left as I asked can my blind Dog watch
It’s a new house so she still runs into walls
Got wooden floors on purpose so the 3 legged bitch’ll stumble n fall
Wont even come when I call, but to often it begs
The Irony is, when she in trouble I beat her ass with a Prosthetic Leg
The women they wonder yall, like why u call her Trizzy the wonder Dog
Its because later tonight, she will be chewing on your Wonder Bra!!
Haaaaa, these women man they smother me, I cant even breathe
Shit even my Dog’ll give me Space n that Bitch cant even see
3 legs and there all for kicks, man we plottin in fact
I get a fake leg, make her play dead in the street and watch em react
To often I laugh as they walk n they pass, not knowing the Joke
Even pretend she a killa, if u brakin in its like – DON’T GET CUJO PROVOKED!!
While this dumb bitch lickin the carpet thinkin that she Groomin her Coat
I know I shouldn’t laugh, but I apologize im new to this Yo………