Topical (OM) Cypher

[Scripter]

Wtf is that smell?
dam it must be the dead rappers I left burning in hell
Hail that's what I would call the meaning I'm leaning and being discrete in the meaning of a epic fail
your sentence jail bitch rot in hell
get a good wiff of bubba's tail
don't worry I'll send you mail
pay the judge off to revoke your bail
cause I can't stand you
god dam do you.. ever get a shower you smell like kale
you got cheese on your face didn't I tell you to harpoon that whale
How many thousands of pound you gotta feed that bitch crill
do you have to smell like an ass crack do you do that at will
Is there something you can take to get rid of that stench can you take a pill
Cause you seriously smell like something that got run over and killed
Like your death came when your were jaying with a skunk in the same lane
and got ran over and became one part the smell of a fart and one part man
from the world of the looney tunes and Sammy sam sam that smells rooting tutting someone plug that dam...


Looney Tunes smoking crack

[Barakon]

Um, Bugs Bunny is lookin funny
All red in face
And Yogi's trolling for honeys
Marvin the Martian's in outer space
But his ship never took off, the rock he smokin ain't from Mars
And Daffy Duck can't sober up, so he's washin windows on cars
I heard Lola Bunny's sellin that ass for the smallest amounts of cash
Threw some pennies at her she gave me a lap dance.
But I digress, tell Granny to get dressed
Walkin in the streets naked, beggin for 50 cents
And if one more toon asks me to spare some change or cash
I'm cutting out Sylvester's tongue, no sufferin' succotash

Hollerin at a girl.

[Vallus]

Haven't spit for what seems like a lifetime
yea bitch, dial that number, give V a lifeline
Hoods up like it's night time, bacardi 151 and a pipeline
peruvian, okay im bullshitting you n them I aint got white lines
let me focus for a sec and just try to start maintenance on the damage
light through the window but, dark art n pain on the canvas
don't want to get too deep and lose you in the verse
on some off topic shit, drop a few clips then move 'em in a hearse
clearin out lobby's with a tommy bruh......
motivation to spit from the alcohol and insomnia
sleeps getting worse but the works getting harder
catch 22, fuck that birdshot got a .45 & some vodka
feel like im goin crazy.....and
fuck the grammer, rhyme scheme and lazy stance
yo, dose blotter and celph taut
wheres the hundred thousand bars n runnin that we scaled dog?
whatever.....
probly wont see me again for a fortnight, Im omnisic
be back up in this bitch when mitt romney wins.....
go ahead.....spark some shit




next - your mindstate

[Vallus]

yea, it's time to read my text....
.....same shit, same riffs, different thread
gettin head....yea, what its all about in my head yo
cash, cash, and more cash, I CAN'T LET GO
flesh is safe with this vest on my chest though
on the battlefield, we got war with the swords so
firearm concealed under the fur coat on my torso
quit drinking....now im back on the bottle, see my glass?
different story this time though....it's not 'gon beat my ass
don't spit, don't read this shit, fuck it.....migraines
i hardly do anymore anyways,
I don't feel like preaching lessons learned & my mindstate
this shits wearin on like my buzz n this same beat
so I'm about to pump this shit like Zangief
let the slang speak, I'm finally off the dang streets
...relocated to foreign ones...they got the same grief
same strange peeps, people who bang n slang thangs to eat
unless the bangs a bomb then they getting slain G
I don't fuck with triggermen..they better pray, plead
....N say things like "allah akbar", sendin em sideways blazing
lazing......all that good exciting shit, time of my life
why I'm still spitting in my head, just dont have time to write
no one reads all your bars anyways, why sign em right?
why line em right? why time em, give em ply n grind em right?
go 'head clown, you thinkin "fuck Vallus, he's trife"
true but fuck you, I'm out like three strikes..


next topic - abstract ideas

[Vallus]

Val the last one left, some thread
the lungs flex to the blunt cess,
as I watch the sunset to the dubstep
& the drum frets unload unlead
...out my surround n my subs stretch a ton yes
I don't pull my hood up unless,
theres no reason for
swingin swords through a heathen lord
..& his evil hordes that seethe and swarm
wait, accept profits, intake next knowledge
face shifts, graves split, plate tectonics
aspiration shifts fast catch a vision
pass through walls vacant halls, apparition
the trees grope........then seesaw
dirt floats then the leaves fall
cement cracks and bleeds smog, black mist
a presence passes ghastly an the grass shifts
glide on the rooftops, all mist
wind blows and the cloth whips



next topic - staying positive

[*SuBsTaNcE*]

even thou mind wanders into the shadowy debts
my heart beats faster with every breath
the cravings kick in my palms begin to sweat
taking me to my limits to remain positive
i laugh at these cravings some call me crazy
some days are harder than others but its worth it come payday
cause im rising to the top no crashing like "mayday"
topics light in many ways could i twist it call me twisted
with this mic on fire the skys the limit for this kid
i try so hard to be the best i can but thats the everyday struggle of bein a man

next topic: why females shouldnt rule the world

[AbsolutE]

Easy does it, fair Knight, explain how you're gonna handle this new blight.../
I got riskey etching of your damsel from last night - so you gonna gimme that chainmail, right?/
Steamin' and gleaming at me to fight is not what you should have in sight/
For my messangers can deliver this letter to said maiden's father well sooner than tonight/
Your Chivalry I shall Indite - expose you for your lack of valor and might/
At least that's what your mistress told me as I unlaced her corset wit a bite//
Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it Sir Knight - Remember our deal from yester-night/
Your chainmail for your doe's tail - primmed turned up and white!/
You thought your cowardace would prevail - that her love making to me would derail/
what's properly hers, your kingdom, hell I don't fare for either of YOU TWO AS WELL!/
I hit it for god and country, kingdom, shire and avail/
did you really think your lass's worth was just that of chainmail?


holiday season, lets go: Why do people put angels on top of christmas trees?

[Illustrious.]

The angels are on topic of the tree, because they are heavenly sent
They are considered part of our higher power, thats what they represent
Christmas is a holiday for joy & beauty and thats what angels bring
The top of a tree is where they belong so we can all hear them sing

topic: demolishing competition

[Illustrious.]

Creaming Competition With Clever Cleavers
Material Is Mastered Magnificently, Turn Fans Into Believers
Fuck Justin Bieber, He'll Get Wrecked Cuz He'a Competition
My Bombest Writtens Can Halt Your Visions, Fuck Your False Spittin
I Demolish Any Stepper, You Can't Measure...Punches Quick Like Jets
And You'll Lose Like That Team, So I'll Get Cream From The Bets
And Lets Get Some Techs And Snap Necks Cuz Ill Is Great As Rap
And I'm Known To Kill Competition Because All These Kids Are Wack, BLAT!

TOPIC: walking on fire

[JakeMcDig]

You're a football player, you gotta gore yourself through,
You the baddest motherfucka around when ice is no where near you.
Feel the flames get hotter and your feet start to melt,
Reality strikes, you had a pissing contest with yo wife, that was really what you felt.
You can't do nothing but keep going, so stop knocking at Death's door,
You ain't coming through yet, you a young nigga, plant your feet straight on the floor.

Topic: Monopoly

[Not N Nice]

Monopolize the ostracized
Make em feel true values not inside
Go cop a ride & rocks that shine
I own both the stores, I'll provide the price
The time is right to also buy a wife
Need a bridal gown? My nephew owns a shop
It's right in town and at low cost
Insurance in case of lost, I know a place
With going rates not high, they don't free base
They free your mindstate as you know shits safe
My dad runs it, he don't cheat people
Treat equal is his motto
Bloodline monopolizing who follows

NEXT @The statement "lol"

[Valluskeys]

The statement..

Don't fuck with me, that's it....nothing more
..unless you want to score 3's with your fucking core
When it's torn from your body with my fucking sword
...then steph curry'd....all net with no fucking board
Get my styles p on but I don't carry stuff late dude
I carry my hands and one uppercut unlace shoes
After that 3 with your obliques I might pump fake too
Drive the lane, half man half amazing half insane Dude
Switch lanes when you see my whip glide streets
Or get a nice piece fire heat that'll end up on LiveLeaks





Next topic - switch lanes

[Kid Lethal]

Switch Lanes


Im not one for gun bars cause guns are for play,
but today, you got me feeling a different kind of way.
Ski Mask on, shadowing my face, its time to work em,
Tint on black hole status, makes it easy to merk em.
Gas pedal depressed, switch lanes as i glide by,
won't see nothing but muzzle flashes as i ride by,
taking paint the city RED to whole new meaning,
tonight burnt rubber aint the only thing steaming.


Next topic: wake up and can't remember who you are

[NYCSPITZ]

where the fuck am I, I must have a form of amnesia
and this particular loss of memory bodes dormant and evil
whispers resound through my skull, vibes sordid and lethal
so I grab my cocktails I can squirt out a needle...
I rise up, eyes bloodshot, senses heightened in alacrity
reaching for my hard dick at the height of my vanity.
I run into the hall, my hottie neighbor's door's open, no shit bro...
I walk in and do my thing - ALWAYS WANTED TO NUT IN HER GOLDFISH BOWL


next topic...aliens from neptune

[Sammy]

celestial sightings or a figment of Uranus?
bowl shape object toiling across the plain. flushed
colors of prism thrust, stuck in a movement
chucking deuce. second gear, neptuned it up.
rocket fuel, shoot for the moon and up
past saturn's ring and jupiter's clutch
On the move. As luck would have it i'm a refuge. stucked
in a cube metallic cruiser shooting through space
til i saw a beautiful blue face
glowing, halo-like, new place.
through clouds are new shapes.
shrouded in blue grey, i spotted, what you'd say, a mcdonald and OMG fruit shakes! burgers and burnt steaks.


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