1-2 Magazine Holiday Edition
We all know its been the holiday season so forgive me for not having a mag up weekly. Been mad busy with family, basketball practices and tournaments, traveling and.... like yall give a shit. Lets get into it....
PREVIEWS
Champ Match: Rid won already….again!
Contenders Match: Phalanx vs Kraven Moorblud
Close battle so far with some good punches dropped already so I wont give it away in here since I already voted.
Smog vs Pistol Pete
Bars are in and I voted but I must say that Pistol is shaking some rust.
KnowP vs Joeboston
That nigga don’t stand chance of winning. Might as well open a grenade and give it a hug. Night night nigga!
Smash vs Flozac vs Mr Fukyobars
FYB got DQ’d smh wtf. Not sure how Flozac flow is but I know Smash can create some cool punches. Don’t underestimate anyone tho.
Endfamous vs Kontext
Kon better not sleep cause if enfamous gets his wording right, he can be deadly.
Miracel vs Ronic
Ron is funny af but miracle is one of the more creative cats in the league so this oughta be a dope match.
Cypher Winner (2weeks ago)
By: Miracle
KNOWP
You know what to do maggots, believe ive bested you faggots
if I was an amusement ride in the league, Id be the main attraction
sobe would like to ride me, sorry theres no denying
but he'd get cut short faster than this league that's apparently dying
im the best mod in this place, yall need to get a grip
I fathered this shit. im such a Dad I should start decreeing n shit
miracle here complaining n shit, joeboston just signed in
these bitches been sleeping together soo long im sure theyre the Olsen twins
u don't want war bro, you'll get stabbed n pushed
now one will be reading the bible when they hear about ram in a bush
ronic you about that life, u use a spoon n fork
real animals eat with their bare hands, u sanitize them hourly like a dork
dog u sperm bank with a throat, I know what you've done
u swallow, then sound like Hush, we all wish you'd just shut the fk up
allen knight puts up a fight until someone is twice his size
his opponents always get bodied, unless he has to look up to see their eyes
forced wordplay seems to be your plot, cause winning simple isn't
every punch you drop, eye don't see it like they always f up my vision
funny u talk about robbery, its a steep price my friend
not sayin ure unoriginal, but im sure you shop in the recycling bin
i'll leave knight with black eyes, hope you see the pun
you'll be thinking its a tight set up, while your posse will be on the run
allen is very underrated, dude uses the best techniques
he's not battling here by accident, its cause on other sites he stays getting beat
nigga u mad cause I been elite, u still use concepts with defeat
all those mistakes on NC you're here to cover up, I'm just supplying the bags and sheets
Honorable Mention: Allen Knight
Cypher winner: Last week
By: Kraven Moorbud
MIRACLE
^stay changing your GFX..every week its fag shit, i cant keep calm
especially when your sig's go thru more men then your whore ass mom
first jason statham, then Gordon-Lehvitt, now this man?
don's wishing that wasn't a shot glass it was his cock in dudes hand
your ugly as fuck.. and thats not hate dude
stare at your sig for hours..
thats how many shots it takes a girl to date you
any match against me you'll fall.. i'll stab you w/ a broken jar
so in the ranks we wouldnt be neck n neck with that reflection in your avatar
when i pick a avatar i think death, guns..w/e pain i can muster
when he pick's a avatar it invovles google the phrase "strong jaw structure"
you talk about me not having a life?..ur social aspects are a disaster dude
i'm pathetic? but you have 18,000 more post n i came little bit after you
your bitch is a free spirit.. she moves around thru cliques
n you still manage to change names and crew more then she changes dicks
streotypes are shit.. but you claim to be this pint drinking prick
the only thing that's irish about you is the rumor of a small dick
this preppy fuck dont get high n catch cases.. i be smoking that leak yo
your such a saint, jaun u could be a destination for tourist in puerto rico
dagel's easy to beat bro..he's got childhood fear to offend
i'd show you the step, dad..but he'll run in fear of getting raped again
Honorable Mention: KnowP
Gangta Rant
Fat broads wearing skinny jeans need to be shit and fed to zombies
Dead beat dads need to have their legs removed
Romo needs to be train conductor and learn how to stay on track
Derek Rose should invest in a wheel chair logo
Swaggy P is beast but the damn Lakers aint going to the playoffs without Kobe
Christmas is the best time to get laid cause a mistletoe can be placed anywhere
New Years was lame without the scare of an apocalypse or end of world bombing
Someone needs to beat Ridiculous cause this nigga is really on a run
Playoffs coming around and Kraven said he’s taken the belt…. To KnowP’s house
Cheers to the Leaders: KnowP’s Top 3
(no order)
Kraven
This nigga been killin like a villain with sniper vision on a ceilin
Ridiculous
This champ is major completion stealing pots to piss in with a flawless mission
Miracle
Dude is rippin the league while he’s flippin the weave of ronics wife when she bleeds
Happy New Years My Ni…. My ni…. You black bastards you
Outro
The league is coming to an end which means plyaoffs are a week or soo away. Be on the look out for the sign up thread. Gotta get a head count for niggas cause I don’t want a grip of no shows. So lets finish this season off with no issues and just battle. We’re here for that reason alone, not beefing and bitching. Keep that garb in the lounge. Deuces!!!
Happy New Years…. STEWIE STYLE!!!!
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