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    There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    There's an onion in the breeze.... there's an onion in the breeze.
    It beats up babies and removes people's knees.

    Crouch in fear and dream about plastic.
    Wildberry pop-tarts makes measures drastic

    Alphabet's in a prison of 23 thousand penises and 42 dicks.
    Smog is the prison guard and he is tired of Alphabet's shit.

    The rest of you, who's ready for mooberry pie?
    It was never put in the oven, so you better cry.

    You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why.

    The Great Father shalt banish thee to the seventh circle of hell.


    Forsooth!

    Ponies will melt. Ponies will melt, so read that twice.
    They will resolidify if you put them in a bag of rice.

    Your tits are atrocious. Why do you breathe?
    You're basically a pinecone without any leaves.

    I'm bored now. This concludes my speech.
    Throw apes into a river and then pour in bleach.

    They'll turn blue and fly into the horizon.
    Know who sucks cock? Alphabet and that glasses guy from verizon.

    "can you hear me now?" Your home is foreclosed you're a corporate slave.
    I will steal your assets and play monopoly on your grave.

    Tomato soup.

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    This is pretty fucking hilarious. Theres an onion in the breeze is probably my favourite line, its so good I read it twice. Ponies will melt pretty good line to.

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    I actually am a hugee fan of random abstract lyrics. . And this was random, and abstract at the least. Idk what your particular beef with alphabet is, but its entertaining to watch.


    You know, I got a couple of oms out there too...

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    Alphabet is someone that acts in a manner that begs for this sort of attention.

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dadiator View Post
    Alphabet is someone that acts in a manner that begs for this sort of attention.
    Hey, chump.

    Did you not see where I dropped a hint to go read my oms?

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    I hate reading most raps, you pink cigar. I'll check one out at some point, though.

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dadiator View Post
    I hate reading most raps, you pink cigar. I'll check one out at some point, though.
    Oh, you're in luck, you semen receptacle. They are country songs.

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    Re: There's a toothbrush in my hamburger.

    Maybe I'll check one out, you gonad goalkeeper.

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