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That green bottle is your average glass bottle. The giant behind it is what The Great Father is drinking. It's 11.2% alc by volume. Or in other words, a trip to the ER for a fair percentage of you. Just over 101 ounces of liquid magic.
My beer is so cold it's wanted for murder.
My beer is so cold that it sheds cool like a burden.
My beer is so cold it makes the glass frost
My beer is so cool it tells me I'm the boss
My beer's so cold, it's making me pudgy
My beer's so cold it says that it loves me.
Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer BEER
Beer in my hand, The Great Father is here.
The Great Father is about a half of the way through.
Cold cold beer makes me feel real smooth.
I am definitely not in the state to drive safely.
Because I do not want the law to hate me.
It's cool to obey the law and not commit crimes.
The Great Father is drinking beer and spitting lame rhymes.
FUCK THAT SHIT, my beer is real cold.
So I don't care that my lines are played and old.
My beer is so cold that it belongs in Siberia.
What rhymes with that? Who gives a shit-tia.
My blood alcohol content is high from cold beer.
Your tits are stale sauce, Dagel is an old queer.
My beer is so cold, my body temperature is down.
My beer is so cool is sliced up a clown
Ah shit... I have nothing against circus performers.
But I do have a problem with FX overdoing Transformers.
Bink bink bink binkbink bink bink BINK.
My beer is so cold I don't know what I should think.
You'd be too drunk to stay awake if you had what I had.
About 70 oz down and more, so I'm glad.
No, I'm not glad, I'm starting to get drunk.
I can't rap for shit, Not do I give a funk.
Or a fuck or a crap, a shit or a plop.
Naked bitch on TV, you're not here, but don't stop.
Should I call an ex for sex, or what's next?
Fuck that I just want to chill and get extra wrecked.
101 ounces of beer at 11.2% volume.
Fuck... what rhymes with volume... I'm done.
Just going to drink my cold cold beer. Place your tounge on my shaft metaphorically. The Great Father is your hero. Yes.
Ale.