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Thread: The Shaman vs. Jack Hallows (OPEN FOR VOTES)

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    The Shaman vs. Jack Hallows (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    16-20 lines. Just some sparring.


    I'll wrap lassos round Jack Hallow's neck and snap it on the scaffold.
    I Heard he lost the Depth, so now he'll be back like Jack Sparrow.
    But he lost his head. Talking shit with the Headless Horseman.
    It's just an act, yo. The bullets aren't real. Ask Alec Baldwin.

    You're a sexual predator. Like Epstein, Diddy, Woody Allen, Jackson.
    Must be Hallow's Eve, cuz there's fire in the hole Jack'll-­land-in.
    You play a character. Marilyn Manson. Plus you suck on the radio.
    This pedophile should have a rib removed to perform autofellatio.

    I blast through on rocket ships. But this whack dude's monotonous.
    This is 2001: A Space Oddyssey when Hal loses consciousness.
    You're a phantom with no opera, bitch. A statue from Acropolis.
    My rhymes are polished, like in the future by data archeologists.

    You don't exist like I'm a solipsist. You're sleepy, filled with hollow tips.
    Your world is meaningless so you create havoc: Dostoyevsky's Nihilists.
    I just keep my distance and enjoy watching shit burn like arsonists.
    That's why I'm going light on you, Jack.. You asked for this.


    Waiting on Jack's verse.

  2. #2

    Re: The Shaman vs. Jack Hallows

    i love it.

    checking in. kinda busy but i’ll drop soon. probably tomorrow. best verse i’ve seen from you so far so i’m amped.

  3. #3

    Re: The Shaman vs. Jack Hallows

    bro every battle u’ve been in u’ve lost & it’s a shame cuz i like u
    next bout ur losing is to ur girl who i’ve been laying the pipe to
    she wants to run away w/ me, can’t wait to see u to mention it
    so u’ll come home to an apartment so bare u’d think ryu was renting it
    sorry broham u’re not gonna win
    for Shaman to even think he might? must be on that ayahuasca again
    this hippie fag is wack, the fuck r u doing in battle rap?
    i’d’ve thought wood stroking & sucking mushroom tips would be more nya natural habitat
    add to the fact, this hermit freak can’t attract tail
    if a chick ever put hermits on u it’s to try’n escape ur assault on the back trails
    this guy’s a dud. straight bore, never livens up
    only time u see Sham’rock is him wobbling home from an Irish Pub
    i stay spraying triggers, flaying figures, somebody save this wigger
    if it’s beef on sight? you gettin ya ass kicked like verseman saying n****r
    i’ll Undertake the task of Tombstoning this Heel’s fam line
    so run or Face the wrath, fued’s culminate in the Steel if ur one of ‘man kind
    Howl at me…


    references:
    line 4 - bare ryu is a battler on this site who is feuding with Shaman, judging by votes each have cast against one another in recent battles.
    line 5 - ayuhuasca is a psychoactive drink used in shamanistic ceremonies.
    line 14 - HdotVerseman is a member whose account got banned for saying a no no word during a troll a thon.
    last bar - Undertaker & Mankind are two wrestling legends whose feud culminated in a Hell in a Cell Steel Cage Match Undertaker won via Tombstone finisher. Also, Heel & Face are wrestling terms for antagonist & protagonist, respectively.

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