mr house speaker…don’t oppress the people
we done legalized our pot now you messin wit our weed smoke
mr house speaker…take two hits and pass
if you cheat us out our votes i’m finna straight up beat yo ass
mr house speaker…i really hope your listenin
you cheap as the kush we buy whenever we drive to michigan
mr house speaker…hands up off our plants bro
you want to shut us the fuck down but you can’t tho
meet matt, he’s a sweet guy
to understand him? you gotta be high
contact his office n you’ll see why
better yet just drop in
he prolly hopes you swing by (swing bi-sexual)
real political fuck shit
he embraces that wit deep pride
roll another blunt dawg
i’m too stressed to cope
blowed as fuck
cuz this RINO here won’t Protect My Vote (hypocrisy)
you n your quote Republican
end quote colleagues, friends, n kinfolk
you’re all an insult to the masses
here’s some info for the fascist
pipe down like the bowls cashed
or take your old ass a big toke of the hashish
bitch lower the taxes (marijuana)
don’t call me uninformed
i’m surprisingly perceptive
splainin’ how i really feel
might get my ass arrested
blaze a doobie
watch Army Of Darkness
Sam Raimi filmed it yo
it’s my favorite movie!
get smart. S-Mart.
i’m like Ash from Evil Dead
see my boomstick?
even Bruce would say you ain’t as Groovy
can’t wait to get Dewine out (wordplay)
it gives you a faint buzz
belittle us in public
for chiefin some dank nugs
you all for prohibition
n want us to slang drugs
we just ordinary potheads
dufus we ain’t thugs
another corporate stooge
damn right the best sort
yay for kickbacks
accompany man like an escort (scandal) (wordplay)
gerrymanderer!
we should protest n carry banners
wow
the homie juke reporters
like he barry sanders (scandal)
Wuxia.Fiendgod n i’m dope wit it
think I’m a treehugger? cool
…i’ll pluck a leaf n cut your throat wit it
torture you
memba’ HB 6? (scandal)
of course you do
if not it’s no prob
i’m bout to talk my shit and force you to!
mr house speaker…don’t oppress the people
we done legalized our pot now you messin wit our weed smoke
mr house speaker…take two hits and pass
if you cheat us out our votes i’m finna straight up beat yo ass
mr house speaker…i really hope your listenin
you cheap as the kush we buy whenever we drive to michigan
mr house speaker…hands up off our plants bro
you want to shut us the fuck down but you can’t tho
you’re fuckin dead
pool this shit again i’ll break the 4th wall (wordplay)
n have u blushin red
nuff’ said listen bub
picture wolvie suited up wit the mask off
doin a facepalm in a gag reel
at mary puppins as she humps your leg (google it)
a tenths an eighth now?
$200 for a half?
i’ll hit up Marshall in Detroit
i ain’t fuckin wit your math
we said yes to issue 2
rip a bong n get weeded
you’re like “issue 2? what’s that?
too long, didn’t read it” (tl;dr)
career politician
clear all suspicion
sleazeball lawyer
fierce competition
walk up out the statehouse
you’re second rate n way soft
the general assembly’s like
“leopards ate my face off!”
who we ‘sposed to go to?
when the governor condone this
our own supreme court says boneless isn’t boneless! (facts)
screw you matt n all of your donors
how the GOP worried bout voter fraud?
you out here defraudin the VOTERS (hypocrisy)
real talk
frickin nazi
your breath smell like First Energy dick and coffee (scandal)
quick get off me
here’s an icebreaker stick it in your piehole
matt’s a freedom hater
ask him what he think bout “Liberty” Ohio (scandal)
wuxia.fiendgod n i’m lovin it
what happened to less regulation
term limits n smaller government? (hypocrisy)
went from house to the senate
you should bounce for a minute
look…the truth hurts
it even goes “ouch” when i hit it (example 1)
public or charter
i’m finna set you straight
old school
Warren G, you love to fuckin Regulate, don’t you? (example 2)
weed make us forget shit
we can’t get nothin done
in your case? its all good
i thought of somethin fun
grind some exotic matt
put it in a glass pipe
focus now
you wit me bro?
make sure that it’s packed tight
play yourself some music
dan auerbach or jack white
grab a BIC and light it…
every time you plan a tax hike (example 3)
mr house speaker…don’t oppress the people
we done legalized our pot now you messin wit our weed smoke
mr house speaker…take two hits and pass
if you cheat us out our votes i’m finna straight up beat yo ass
mr house speaker…i really hope your listenin
you cheap as the kush we buy whenever we drive to michigan
mr house speaker…hands up off our plants bro
you want to shut us the fuck down but you can’t tho
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