@Art any chance you can drop a vote
@Art any chance you can drop a vote
My vote goes to Virbius, he stayed attacking instead of self boosting.
The military stance gave virbius alot of ammo and you can really tell on this line.
I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Solid set up and a punchline many could understand with no references.
Jacks verse wasn't bad but was sugar coated with gloss to emphasize on how it would play out-loud.
This actually takes away from your verse in this type of platform. (I used to do this too, until my peers told me to stop.)
The underage punchlines don't do it much after Kendricks a minor phase. It can work but it needs to be much more creative then a Chris Hanson dialogue.
You can tell virbs template is much more natural to the concepts of writing a set up punchline while increasing complexity in between those two points.
Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
Jack it's almost like you wrote your verse out of frustration.
u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB
Changing ones form in many malicious ways is fine but the self boosting actually took away from it.
It's like hearing good news first then bad news. It cancels each other out.
while your both good writers, I don't think Jack shined this round like the material I've previously viewed of his.
My vote once again goes to Virb for consistency flow and overall template of multis incorporated.
Jack your delivery was well written in the sense of how its displayed but stop letting yourself be distracted by others and most of all yourself.
Last edited by Aminal; August 14th, 2025 at 03:20 AM
Chree, your new avatar sucks.
Virb
He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.
Yankee cunt.
He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.
I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.
Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.
I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.
vs
jack
in honor of those who we’ve lost, i propose a moment of silence…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
look…
writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)
I SAID….
his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)
Jesus CHRIST Virb!!!
i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)
u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
He’s calls himself The Bladecoat Brawler and it’s quite a shame; I’ll stick a shiv in his ribs, in his midst, in his side and watch him die in pain with so many knives in Jack-it might explain why I applied the name.
you wanna play with knives??? ok bitch.
i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)
Quote Originally Posted by Virbius View Post
I’m handy with the blades and it’ll cause a scene coz they so huge,Jack,man I feel like Wolverine.
smh.. son don’t learn…
i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…
Virb
I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
ive heard morse code a few times but this was linked into a good personal
I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
the punch was not a tuff as it could have been. i really wish you would have kept that same intensity with the multi syllables in this one punch. gave me that Thesaurus/satyre feel. i still enjoyed the bar overall
I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
Build-up was hilarious but was okay
vs
jack
in honor of those who we’ve lost, i propose a moment of silence…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
look…
writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)
punch was okay but the build up was powerful.
I SAID….
his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
superb set up and finish.
this was an entertaining battle. Favorite Bar. SuS bar
all in all, Virb had some dope punches. Taps was crazy. But Jack has a charismatic bars that I felt could have taken this battle. the whole 16 things is a dope concept but the punches have to be hard hitting. you started to hype me up then it didnt pay off as much as i expected. Virb was up and down a bit but out of the two he has the stronger verse. good shit gents.
v/Virb
He puts the colon and cum in colonial scum, shit’s horrendous…
I’ll give him brain damage and he’ll sit defenceless, struggling to even feed himself, forgive the reference but this US soldier’s gonna have to keep on fighting for his independence.
very lolz setup, cool simple effective bar
He wants to be a star, damn but wait, the man’s a state. By the way it’s day/month, not month/day, this is actual hate…
His girlfriend’s mentally retarded, Jack relates coz it ain’t the first time he had a backward date.
way too stretched and the date stuff is played, i get the flip but it's ok, not horrible by any means just not incredible
I’mma kill this ex-marine, and that shit is very suitable,
Coz his Last Post was played out, like a military funeral.
played out doesn't connect as well as i'd like but the idea is cool
Nah that’s the British army funeral song, I’mma stick to facts…
You’ll always be associated with KnoX; bitch relax or your goddamn family’s gonna be hearing Taps.
lmao, ok, not direct enough for me cuz being associated w knox isnt a very hard punch/offensive but its funny
That’s the song they play when they bury a US marine. y’all know.
Seemed like a cry for help when you were talking with KnoX like morse code.
cool concept, worded ok
I’ll take boltcutters to your feet if you don’t stop that bro. you miss marine life, for the combat? no.
I’ll put you on an oxygen tank like Jaques Cousteau’s, and if he gets out of order it’ll cost Jack toes.
not feeling it
I’m like god’s son if he’d got guns… obey me the same way,
Or maybe I’ll make prey; If JACK’s out of order think JC with an AK.
idk who JC is
Nah forget the anagrams, he gets cucked by his bitch in their camper van and he’s the cameraman but suffers flashbacks of Afghanistan when the attacks began…
When she said she’ll take a bull back (/take Kabul back) Jack snapped and ran coz that shit reminded him of Taliban battle plans.
LOL this sounds like a diz audio bar, its cool
I had to judge the audio competition, his was wack, the only time Jack’s ever hurt me’s when I listened back.
Hisses, cracks, clicks and clacks. I’m hoping this diss-taught him a whole lot… like his shitty track.
meh ok
I said I wish he’d died in a big attack when he was in Iraq... only joking… it was Afghanistan, I should stick to facts.
I already did a Jack-it / jacket pun, bitch relax, I’ll get your coat; I’ll grip the mac, couldn’t blame him for wanting body armour; I won’t give him flak.
just way too light, sounds like more of an audio bar
I ain’t playing with him; seems this jack’s more like a joker now, forgot it’s not my circus yet I guess I get to own a clown.
I need screwdrivers so he’s poked and gouged, a hammer, hacksaw, pliers, plus some rope to leave him choked and bound; I’d better hit the hardware store coz I’m about to go to town.
Should I shove him in a mincer? put him in the earth so only bones are found? should I bury the body in a churchyard? bro it’s so profound,
How either way it’s right to say that Hallowed end up wholly ground.
i can't lie man you started so strong imo and then so much filler, felt like you stopped trying halfway through and it was written lik an audio battle, strange.
..
writing this, i tried not to start cryin, humbly.. cuz i’m reminded of a guy in country.
sought the Corps for pride & money.. fought the war but when the ride got bumpy he ain’t come home in the survivors company
this coward Virb thinkin’ “wot wuz the point of this blimey summary??” …
BITCH!!! it’s that now yoU make it TWO niggas who went to battle over a check from Uncle Sam just to DIE IN FRONT OF ME… (1)
lol cool start
his brain ain’t the quickest.. acting like we ain’t see his pages of writtens
but no, he asked for 16 like the age of his vic-[no wait, i said that already]
… nah, he asked for 16 like his DATE PREDILECTION
at every stage i gave him permission to change his position!!
so by now it should be obvious why i demanded a mandate for raising the limit!!!!!
SHIT, ANY MINUTE NOW I’MA PULL OFF MY MASK TO REVEAL I’M CHRIS HANSON & THIS IS A STAGED INTERVENTION!!!… (2)
funny setup into punch, nothing crazy but it's an lolz idea
i’m on telegram right now w/ Royal Marines who will actually find him & beat his ass. swarm this perp, raise heat & blast
leave lil segments of Virb all over some desks & books when they catch ‘im peepin in a 1st grade reading class
his leash get grabbed, leave this weakling fag crying “oh my darling, darling, Clementine” when he finds his favorite pooch tortured by wolves
& unironically the sound he’ll make when i hit him with his other dog’s corpse’ll be “ULF!!” (3)
yeah your first miss, didnt do it for me
u was ‘sposed to die in the 1st round.. how u survived it is absurd..
…… had you dying in the 2nd due to how i postulate with words ..
this 3rd round they’ll say you died, shit i’m just following the curve…
grammatically speaking, this whole series been a master class in how to CONJUGATE A VIRB… (4)
cool, good setup too, enjoyed it
i’ll unroll a whole assortment of bladeware, just completely fuckin ditch the gun
stab him with the kitchen one. jab him with a different one
grab some ear of corn holders, poke that through where he listen from
only part of u they ain’t find a blade in’s ya shoulder, cuz it came factory equipped with one… (5)
lol cool
i SAID.. i’ll unroll a completely different assortment of bladeware, first one got fuckin ditched when done
this bitch a wannabe mutant so i’ma stab him in his fist with Xome
they’ll find ya shoulder blade missing, just the ligaments & gristle strung
while i’m attending to my molars. cuz now i’ve got a bone to pick with one. (6)
Howl at me…
it's a cool concept i wont nitpick much but to me it's just ok
...
Well, I'll be honest, at points this felt more like an audio battle through text, for my personal style preference I like Virbs start and until he swapped up to the filler-ish longer bars he had this for me, I feel as though if he put his full effort the whole time and didn't fall off he wins. Unfortunately, I need to favor overall consistency rather than who had my LOTB's. I think my best possible non bias vote is for Jack. It pains me to vote this way because I actually liked virbs first part of his verse more than anything else but Jack came consistent, had hard hitting punches and the way he structured it made it harder hitting even though that's not the way I text battle. Close one and I can see why votes are pretty split, but I have to give it to jack. Good battle both of you and virb just know if you tried the whole time I think you would have had the W in my eyes. Peace.
Well a 5-4 decision seems fitting for this battle.
Big thanks to everyone who dropped votes and breakdowns.
Congrats @Virbius , I'll fax your winnings over asap.
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