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Thread: Brush Fire 2

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    Brush Fire 2

    Attention: there's a brush fire in @Zunto 's caboose
    @Slayerr tried to pork it but the entrance was too loose

    They're best friends on the outside but barely tickling on the inside
    Nature barely crafted you fellows as a "man" but you only got .7% of the "hood" side

    I wish I could have the glasses you asses wear to read a 1-2 passage
    And manage to manufacture non-existent factors and then attempt to answer


    I'd call you both a pain in the ass but to you both it's a receptor of pleasure
    One could say "step to the yard" and you'd go by inches as that's how you measure mens "treasures"

    Zunto:So why are you making this diss-lyrical even though I beat you bro
    Slayerr:Get 'em babe you slay 'em babe, hit 'em wit da purse they already know

    Hey wait a fuckin' minute, this is my written piece, not either of yours
    It's certainly not a collaborative effort, if it was I wouldn't have picked you whores


    It's not that I'm disputing the past with either of you, Betsy and Mary
    I lost by votes to you both in the 1-2 in that metric you bested me fairly

    Just don't tickle my pickle and call me a delicatessen.
    And don't blame me either for your upcoming years of depression.














    The End
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Slayerr made cous cous for another guy. Cous cous!!!!

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    Re: Brush Fire 2

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    grab the blade, or do I bomb him first? I’m committing homi’s, WORSE:
    if he’s on his way to work? I’m shooting ativan.. his death will REALLY calm my nerves

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    Re: Brush Fire 2

    Is it evil or survival for one to lie to oneself?
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Slayerr made cous cous for another guy. Cous cous!!!!

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